Oversize Man Sues White Castle Over Seats

MyFox NY ^ | 10/19/11 | NEWSCORE and MYFOX NEW YORK STAFF

[Impala64ssa]

White Castle is aka Crystal's south of the Mason-Dixon line.
As a member of the "gravitationally challenged" community I'm calling for an OCCUPY WHITE CASTLE movement to end this egregious injustice. Being fat is where it's at! /sarc

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I know there are those who have metabolic problems,but it seems as though a lot of people don’t want to exercise self-control.

[Impala64ssa]

Yes, those “murder burgers” as we called them back in “daBronx” are one of my biggest weaknesses, but I don’t go there nearly as often as I did and guess what, I’m actually losing weight!

[Mr. Mojo]

adding that he has no problem finding a place to take a load off at other fast-food places

So then why continue to visit White Castle? Answer: so he can sue them.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

There’s a place called “Heart-attack Cafe” where they fry the fries in lard. They also spread it on the hamburger bun.Blech! Cardiac Arrest at Table 7!

[Jonty30]

When you overeat for many years, your sense of perception changes.

Normal amounts of food do end up looking like Ethiopian rations.

[Steve Van Doorn]

" So then why continue to visit White Castle? Answer: so he can sue them."

The video said they changed the seating for over weight people and gave a list of white castles that will fit him. So, yeah it is about money

[iowamark]

Heart Attack Grill

[South40]

At 6’8” I seldom if ever fit in public seating. But I would never dream of suing.

[South40]

I grew up eating food fried in lard. When I visit family in Jamaica I still do.

Montego Bay derives its name from the Spanish words ‘Bahia de Mantega”, which means bay of lard. The name is courtesy the lard industry that flourished in the 16th century using lard from wild boars hunted in the neighboring region.

[BfloGuy]

We have to implement a loser-pays requirement in our tort system. Once that’s in place then, fine, sue your fat behind off.

[onyx]

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[raybbr]

The man is a cow, both mentally and physically. They should make the doorways only 24” wide so if you are too fat to fit through you can’t eat White Castle.

[bikerman]

A 290-pound New York man

Maybe he should use the drive thru window.

[Fresh Wind]

Next thing you know, people will be suing restaurants because the food isn’t to their liking.

No wait, they are probably already doing that.

[P.O.E.]

Also unfair to the local Krell.

[RansomOttawa]

Martin Kessman, 64, filed a lawsuit against the fast-food giant last week in Manhattan federal court, claiming that the uncomfortable booths violate the civil rights of fat people.

Pfft. From one overweight person to another: Take a walk, fatboy.

[DrC]

“They should make the doorways only 24” wide so if you are too fat to fit through you can’t eat White Castle.”

Apparently you missed the “right to be a lard-ass” written into the Constitution by the Framers 220 years ago.

[Trillian]

That could have been me!

[Trillian]

Well, the picture was there when it posted. That quote is pretty useless without it:
http://www.duffzone.org/framegrabs/index.php/9f06/02032004205656.jpg?action=big&size=original&fromthumbnail=true&preferredsize=resize