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White Castle is aka Crystal's south of the Mason-Dixon line.
As a member of the "gravitationally challenged" community I'm calling for an OCCUPY WHITE CASTLE movement to end this egregious injustice. Being fat is where it's at! /sarc
1 posted on 10/20/2011 12:27:53 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa

I know there are those who have metabolic problems,but it seems as though a lot of people don’t want to exercise self-control.


2 posted on 10/20/2011 12:31:57 AM PDT by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Straight and proud.)
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To: Impala64ssa
adding that he has no problem finding a place to take a load off at other fast-food places

So then why continue to visit White Castle? Answer: so he can sue them.

4 posted on 10/20/2011 12:35:50 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Impala64ssa
Heart Attack Grill


8 posted on 10/20/2011 12:49:29 AM PDT by iowamark (Rick Perry says I'm heartless.)
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To: Impala64ssa

At 6’8” I seldom if ever fit in public seating. But I would never dream of suing.


9 posted on 10/20/2011 2:07:27 AM PDT by South40 ('Heartless' since 1957)
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To: Impala64ssa

We have to implement a loser-pays requirement in our tort system. Once that’s in place then, fine, sue your fat behind off.


11 posted on 10/20/2011 2:35:26 AM PDT by BfloGuy (Even the opponents of Socialism are dominated by socialist ideas.)
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12 posted on 10/20/2011 3:09:25 AM PDT by onyx (You're here on FR so, support it! Compiling New Sarah Palin Ping List! Tell me if you want on it!)
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To: Impala64ssa

The man is a cow, both mentally and physically. They should make the doorways only 24” wide so if you are too fat to fit through you can’t eat White Castle.


13 posted on 10/20/2011 3:22:42 AM PDT by raybbr (People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
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To: Impala64ssa

A 290-pound New York man

Maybe he should use the drive thru window.


14 posted on 10/20/2011 3:33:09 AM PDT by bikerman (you can take the man out of the jungle but can't take the jungle out of the man)
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To: Impala64ssa

Next thing you know, people will be suing restaurants because the food isn’t to their liking.

No wait, they are probably already doing that.


15 posted on 10/20/2011 3:35:42 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: Impala64ssa

Also unfair to the local Krell.

16 posted on 10/20/2011 3:42:51 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Impala64ssa
Martin Kessman, 64, filed a lawsuit against the fast-food giant last week in Manhattan federal court, claiming that the uncomfortable booths violate the civil rights of fat people.

Pfft. From one overweight person to another: Take a walk, fatboy.

17 posted on 10/20/2011 4:24:56 AM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: Impala64ssa; Slings and Arrows

That could have been me!
19 posted on 10/20/2011 4:45:03 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: Impala64ssa

order to go, please. problem solved


21 posted on 10/20/2011 5:01:01 AM PDT by ronniesgal ( I miss George Bush. Hell, I miss Bill Clinton!!)
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To: Impala64ssa

As a fat guy, I never considered it a Constitutional Right for everyone to adapt to my size. I would like to know which article of the Constitution requires every business to adapt to every customer’s special needs.


23 posted on 10/20/2011 6:20:46 AM PDT by mbynack (Retired USAF SMSgt)
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