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To: GodBlessUSA; Mrs.Nooseman; Kathy in Alaska; AZamericonnie; HiJinx; Colonel_Flagg; BIGLOOK; ...

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED
TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual mammogram is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include
“Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only parasitologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is
“an apple a day.”
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you
gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,”
is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is “embalming.”
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors
with little M's on them.
(I could live with THAT! LOL!)
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
Bada-bing!!!

40 posted on 10/19/2011 7:38:47 PM PDT by luvie (This tagline reserved for a hero.......)

Funny and Accurate at the same time!

42 posted on 10/19/2011 7:45:03 PM PDT by left that other site (Psalm 122:6)

44 posted on 10/19/2011 7:48:28 PM PDT by PERKY2004 (Proud wife of a military pilot ~ Please pray (deployment #8 to Iraq))

68 posted on 10/19/2011 9:18:05 PM PDT by yorkie (There's only ONE "CAIN"......all the rest CAIN'T!)

((HUGS))Good morning, LUV W. How’s it going?

79 posted on 10/20/2011 2:48:06 AM PDT by E.G.C. (Edward's Soft Rock Playlist: On Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/my_playlists?p=A7A56731DE671E6A)

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