I got a kick out of this snippet:
. . .so the first thing I had to do was . . . get the message out to our supporters that we needed food!
Isn't that the always the first concern of hippie trash? Not stopping the thefts, not improving security, but getting more donations to cover them.
. . .so the first thing I had to do was . . . get the message out to our supporters that we needed food!
...so I sent a text and email blast using my IPhone!