Posted on 10/17/2011 8:10:36 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Happy Monday.
Retirement can’t come quickly enough. lol.
Rush is going to have a jam packed show today....Alot of news Friday afternoon released in time to be buried by the weekend. Hope Rush doesn’t spend the entire show talking about Apple products....LOL!
Yep...he loves to tweak us! LOL!
I'm convinced the other way Rush likes to tweak us is by having the ultra-annoying Mark Davis host for him when he's out. He's just plain obnoxious to listen to. I still remember a couple of years ago when he took his little swipe at the Tea Party. Still trying to understand why Rush has this creep fill in for him?
I wonder if El Rushbo will finally tell us all that it’s time to panic. With Eric Cantor seeming to embrace wealth redistribution, the hour must be drawing close.
Cameron fears EU referendum revolt as MPs' vote looms
Tories balk at extra eurozone bail-out funds
Geithner Believes IMF Can Save Europe
Trichet: Dissenters damage EU progress
Read 'em and weep....
Bump
Good afternoon and megaRushStartsMondayOffRightdittos!
Rush is so right about these Dr.s prescribing drugs for depression, ADD, etc etc...what a bunch of crap. Everyone wants to feel like a victim....it’s called REAL LIFE people...
That’s what you get when you perpetuate a socio-economic system that punishes success and rewards failure.
I just arrived to hear the gallop lying nonsense.
Let’s see now, Obama endorses OWS, the Communists and Nazis endorse OWS, so Obama, the Communists and the Nazis are on the same page, but Hank Williams Jr makes a comment about Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu and he is vilified.
He just said he hasn’t laughed at anything in a long time. Made me want to cry.
Also said all women have multiple personalities. Another divorce in the wings?
Good job...glad you got out of there alive! LOL
Wow! What a montage!
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