Woman charged after pelting husband with cupcakes

Chicago Tribune ^ | October 16, 2011 | Dan Hinkel

[ConservativeStatement]

In the heat of a domestic dispute, a Chicago woman pelted her husband with cupcakes before police arrived to arrest her Saturday night, authorities said.

The sweet evidence of her crime was visible on her husband's head and shirt when officers responded to the home in the Brighton Park neighborhood on the Southwest Side, according to a police report.

On Sunday morning, Cook County Circuit Judge Adam D. Bourgeois Jr. ordered electronic monitoring for the woman and a $10,000 bond. She is charged with a misdemeanor count of domestic battery.

[Lady Jag]

[Slings and Arrows]

That could raise a welt, you betcha.

[SunkenCiv]

Sounds like baking and (not) entering.

[Darksheare]

“And another boot to the head for Jenny and the Wimp!”

He’s crying due to being hit with cupcakes?
I’d have been laughing my butt off.

[TheOldLady]

An eye for an eye.

[Ezekiel]

she reached for the box of desserts and directed a fusillade of snack cakes at his head and body, her husband told police.

Never, ever turn your back on Little Debbie.

[Darksheare]

It’s those soulless dead eyes and demonic grin.

[TheOldLady]

A salt and batter-y

[Slings and Arrows]

She’s crazy. You can see it in the eyes.

[Ezekiel]

It’s those soulless dead eyes and demonic grin.

Noone can honestly say, "I didn't know".

[Darksheare]

Great... now I have a borderline blasphemous scene of the Judgement in my head starring those devil squares.
That’s horrible.

[Ezekiel]

I've always suspected that Miss Debbie (of Addams Family Values fame) was inspired by Little Debbie the sinister snack cake vixen.

[Daffynition]

[Ezekiel]

Transfats kill. Now we know the truth! Fight the smears!

[Slings and Arrows]

The grocery store just became a cold, cold place.

[martin_fierro]

I once commented on an old girlfriend's muffintop...

...and had a lot more series things than cupcakes thrown at me.

[Grampa Dave]

“Almost as bad as when a SIL ‘substituted’ baking soda for baking powder (she was out) in her Lemon Drop Cookies. It became quickly clear that they were Don’t Drop Them Cookies.”

BOL! A couple of decades ago, one of our younger relatives was dating a good looking/nice gal, aka Bimbo. Her problem was that her elevator stopped a few stories below her brain.

She wanted to bring her special cake to a holiday dinner.

We had several guests over so sample/gourge on the great foods prepared by our family and friends. The meal was superb, and we cleared the table off for the bimbo’s cake.

The same thing had happen. The cake could have been used as a bunker buster bomb. A few guests were polite, however, one relative, who was a chef removed the cake to prevent dental and other body damages.

The Bimbo was out of the potential family roster after that. We feel sorry for her current family and children as we continue to hear stories of her kitchen mishaps.

[Lady Jag]

Every man I know would have laughed at it.

But one fellow I heard about on the police scanner might have called police because he called the cops when his girlfriend’s cat bit him.

[Lady Jag]

I'm callin' the cops!

[Darksheare]

Ack, those smears from the Little Debbie cakes are evil.
They don’t come off your fingers OR out of your clothes.