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Mitt Romney’s Regeneration (The GOP will eventually settle for him)
National Review ^ | 10/13/2011 | Christian Schneider

Posted on 10/13/2011 7:35:42 AM PDT by SeekAndFind

In 1972, Brazilian biologist Francisco Varela introduced the concept of “autopoiesis,” which explains the process by which cells regenerate and replace themselves. According to the theory, human cells die and are replaced; so every ten years or so, you are literally an entirely different person than you were before. So if you called your car-insurance company to tell them the speeding ticket you got in 1998 wasn’t you, you’d actually be right.

Seeing as how I’m reaching the end of my 30s, I figure I’m due a new body. I hope model 4.0 will be taller and skinnier; if it’s 4G capable, that would be awesome, too. Yet there’s one thing I find problematic about my impending new self: It will be supporting Mitt Romney for president.

This galls Current Me. My dissatisfaction with Romney mirrors that of many conservatives who recognize his long history as a political chameleon. As a kid, I remember the cartoon He-Man confusing me; He-Man and his alter-ego, Prince Adam, looked exactly alike, just wearing different clothes. And yet none of the citizens of Eternia figured it out. Apparently, Mitt Romney thinks in order to disassociate himself from his past political life, he just has to wear a different suit and say the word “Reagan” enough.

But we’ve figured it out. The list is well traveled: This Mitt is the same one who supported TARP; the same one who instituted an Obama-style individual mandate requiring Massachusetts residents to purchase health care; who supported “cap and trade,” assault-weapons bans, and Roe v. Wade.

His puerile attacks on Rick Perry for asserting that Social Security is a “Ponzi scheme” were as confusing as Perry’s awkward attempts to explain his position. Romney slammed Perry for allowing the children of illegal immigrants to pay in-state tuition, despite Latinos’ making up 38 percent of Texas’s population — yet all of Romney’s erstwhile liberal positions clearly represented naked political opportunism of an equal order.

Yet Romney is almost a lead-pipe lock to be the GOP presidential nominee in 2012. His titanium chin has plowed its way through the Republican presidential field, making otherwise good candidates occasionally seem amateurish.

And while many of Romney’s positions have “evolved” based on the office for which he is running, many of them have stayed strong throughout. In their 2007 endorsement of Romney, the National Review editors pointed out that in 1994, when he tried to unseat Ted Kennedy, “he ran against higher taxes and government-run health care, and for school choice, a balanced budget amendment, welfare reform, and ‘tougher measures to stop illegal immigration.’”

Romney’s campaigning skills have improved markedly from his first presidential run in 2008; he is currently the only candidate plausible enough to share the stage with Barack Obama in 2012. Not only are his currently held convictions right; if he were actually to make it through the primary, his past liberal positions could make him more appealing to out-of-work Democrats who are looking for a safe home.

And while Romney may not be the ideal candidate, he may just be ideal enough to win. As the old saying goes, when being chased by a bear, you don’t have to necessarily be fast — you just have to be faster than one other guy. The good news for Romney is that he’d be running against an incumbent whose approval rating is slightly lower than that of paper cuts. And this bear economy may just devour Obama as Romney jogs across the finish line.

In 2011, Republicans are sitting at the end of the bar, and it’s 2 a.m. Ryan and Christie have already gone home, and the GOP is looking for someone to keep it company. As Joan Jett’s “I Hate Myself for Loving You” plays, Mitt winks at them from the other end of the bar. Right now, he’s the best the GOP has; how the night turns out is yet to be seen.

In 2012, I will be writing breathlessly about how America will be engulfed in flames should Mitt Romney not be elected president. I will write endlessly about his infallibility and his impeccable conservative credentials. But thanks to science, I can be forgiven. It won’t be me.

— Christian Schneider is a senior fellow at the Wisconsin Policy Research Institute.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: betrayerromney; gop; mittromney; poorsportromney; potus; saboteurromney; spoilerromney
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To: Sola Veritas

Same old divide and conquer BS.


61 posted on 10/13/2011 3:30:18 PM PDT by Lumper20
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To: JAKraig

Here’s Romney’s record on judicial appointments -
Governor Mitt Romney, who touts his conservative credentials to out-of-state Republicans, has passed over GOP lawyers for three-quarters (75%) of the 36 judicial vacancies he has faced, instead tapping registered Democrats or independents – including two gay lawyers who have supported expanded same-sex rights.

Of the 36 people Romney named to be judges or clerk magistrates, 23 are either registered Democrats or unenrolled voters who have made multiple contributions to Democratic politicians or who voted in Democratic primaries, state and local records show. In all, he has nominated nine registered Republicans, 13 unenrolled voters, and 14 registered Democrats.

Even a liberal outfit like the Boston Globe saw the obvious hypocrisy in Romney’s appointments.


62 posted on 10/13/2011 3:45:09 PM PDT by Eva
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To: SeekAndFind
If I remember right, National Review was big on Romney in 2008. I don't know if they have endorsed anyone or if this is just one person's opinion.

Obama expects to win by spending a billion dollars on negative ads against the Republican nominee. That may work better against someone no one feels much affection for than against some of the other candidates out there.

63 posted on 10/13/2011 4:01:13 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: ExTexasRedhead

You need to learn to express yourself more fully. ;)

Don’t think many (any) Tea Party people will support him so I agree, if he’s back, the country is doomed.


64 posted on 10/13/2011 5:45:06 PM PDT by SouthTexas (You cannot bargain with the devil, shut the government down.)
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To: tacticalogic

Seems like it would be better to die fighting back while you still have the strength to stand up.


That’s right. I’d rather have 0bama again than Romney. Let’s get it over with.


65 posted on 10/13/2011 6:41:46 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: unkus

If Milt is handed the pubby nominatyion, I would hope that Sarah Palin tosses her hat int he ring as a third Party write-in candidate, so the conservative turnout can depose the criminal enterprise democraps from power int he Senate and make an even bigger presence of the Tea Party Candidates int he House. When barry bassturd is re-elected, he will be feckless at best.


66 posted on 10/13/2011 6:44:56 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: SeekAndFind
It's still two months before the primary. Does it look good now? No it doesn't. However, John McCain was trailing at this point. Trailing Romney.

Why the HELL are we accepting that "Romney is going to be the guy" before one damn vote is cast?

67 posted on 10/13/2011 6:46:56 PM PDT by Darren McCarty (Perry and Cain I can support, but no Romney)
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To: MHGinTN

Good points. We’re in for tough times and people who haven’t prepared, had better get busy.


68 posted on 10/13/2011 6:48:46 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: SeekAndFind
Attention GOP establishment toadies:

No, we won't settle for Romney, you putrid weasels.

If you force him on us, there will be a revolt, a new conservative party, and you will be handing the country four more years of Obama.
69 posted on 10/13/2011 6:51:36 PM PDT by Antoninus (Take the pledge: I will not vote for Mitt Romney under any circumstances. EVER.)
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To: MHGinTN
If Milt is handed the pubby nominatyion, I would hope that Sarah Palin tosses her hat int he ring as a third Party write-in candidate, so the conservative turnout can depose the criminal enterprise democraps from power int he Senate and make an even bigger presence of the Tea Party Candidates int he House. When barry bassturd is re-elected, he will be feckless at best.

If Romney gets the nomination, third-party Sarah would be the best thing that could happen. She might even win!
70 posted on 10/13/2011 6:55:40 PM PDT by Antoninus (Take the pledge: I will not vote for Mitt Romney under any circumstances. EVER.)
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To: ExTexasRedhead

Romney’s advisors may be the ones picking who lives and who dies at the hands of Zero’s Death Panels. Wonder if they have all of us listed?


Romney’s advisers served their purpose. Besides, they’re probably Mormon or Christian. They’re probably on the long term list, themselves. They are/were “Useful Idiots” and once Useful Idiots are no longer needed, they’re disposed of in some way.

That’s how communism works.


71 posted on 10/13/2011 8:33:58 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: ExTexasRedhead
We’re in deep doo doo and Romney is like soggy toilet paper...

Eloquent as usual. Sorry I let you slip off the comm link. I'll reconnect tonight when I get home. Stay well.

72 posted on 10/14/2011 6:45:16 AM PDT by GingisK
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To: volunbeer

A few of my friends are LDS. None of them want Romney or McLame’s mini me, John Huntsman..


73 posted on 10/16/2011 9:13:55 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: MHGinTN

i’m curious. Do you know what the deadline is for her to file?


74 posted on 10/16/2011 9:16:04 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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