[Leaning Right]

Professional leftists that are coming in from out of state to protest at da ‘burg need to now that Pittsburghers speak a rather unique dialect known as Pittsburghese.

I ain't jaggin yinz about this.

I have translated the first two paragraphs into Pittsburghese:

Picksburg — Occupy Picksburg says it intends to hold a nonviolent protest march Sadurdy in Picksburg, modeled after da recent Occupy events that have made headlines in New York and several other large cities.

Da group says its permit fer da march is still under review, but da plan is to start at 11:45 a.m. at Freedom Corner in da h’l District and proceed dahntahn, ending wit a rally at da Point State Park fountain.

[swpa_mom]

n ‘at

[almcbean]

YOU MEAN THEY’RE NOT GOING TO ‘SLIBERTY OR SOUSSIDE? THEY GOIN TO STOP AT THE IGGLE AND GET SOME JUMBO?

[Joe 6-pack]

"...at Freedom Corner in da h’l District..."

You misspelled "Districk" ;-)