I’d like to nominate Joe to be the United State’s first ever Ambassador to the Moons of Jupiter. I’m sure there are no shortage of NYC area freepers who would volunteer to drive him down to Cape Canaveral for blastoff.
Javier Bardem, Your Latest Bond Baddie:
http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/the-projector/javier-bardem-latest-bond-baddie-160045095.html
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