Posted on 10/11/2011 8:19:28 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I don’t know who that young man is but that’s a pretty impressive resume he’s holding there. Somebody has to need a good man like that.
Good afternoon, megaRushHitsOWSHarddittos from Biggirl! PING!
Glad that he is back today and thank you for the ping reminder.
Jeeze, Rush is blowing through several important stories without pontification. He needs to slow down.
I give a lot of FReepers credit here. We were suspicious from the beginning about the statistics on guns going to Mexico being used in crimes. Then, when the scandal broke, we connected the dots pretty quickly and tied in the left’s desire for gun control to the operation by the Government. And now definitely, Hillary’s role needs to be questioned!
Cain is showing leadership regarding OWS. By criticizing the numbskulls, he is by proxy, criticizing Obama. The rest of the candidates are going have to play catch up.
LOL. Somebody needs to turn on the air conditioning for awhile.
I agree. Cain’s getting better about sidestepping the misspeaks, but he’s still being bold in speaking out.
I like the Cain/Gingrich ticket suggestion.
Or, at least we understand the reason for the statistics now!
I agree...at this stage I think the Cain/Gingrich ticket looks good.
Yes that Craig’s List ad hiring Wall Street protestors is 100% real.
Those that know how Craig’s List works know that any ads that are fake or spam are qucikly removed via community “flagging”.
The ad has been up since 9-26-11.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/gov/2618821815.html
...The candidates are going to have to spend more time challenging the presuppositions of her’s and Charlie Rose’s questions than actually answering the questions. About the only good that will come of it is making Newt Gingrich look awesome as he bludgeons them with his mind.
Oh, and have I mentioned that Karen Tumulty was a member of Ezra Klein’s Journolist — the list serve that leftwing activists and journalists used to coordinate hit jobs on conservatives.
I missed most of it. Lib office mate just had to gab for the last 20 minutes.
This is news? That the progressive wing of the Republican party wants Romney?
Why should Cain saddle himself with an anchor like Gingrich?
It’s from the the53.tubmlr.com website.
And there are several more military members, etc. I found his the most moving.
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