Posted on 10/11/2011 8:19:28 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Greetings. Air Force One just landed outside my office window again dittos. (Ugh!)
Fighting the good fight against Paulestineans on Herman Cain’s FB page Pings.....
It is possible that the DEA, ATF, and the State Department were all involved in F&F.
Breaking: new evidence shows Hillary a mastermind behind Gunwalker
Gunwalker: Issa Reveals Drug Enforcement Administration Involvement
"This is about Justice Department knowing, and this is where the American people have a right to know more, knowing that these guns were deliberately intended to end up in the hands of the drug cartels without any kind of traceability, except if you find a gun in the scene of the crime. That is the reason that it is felony and stupid — and I use the word “felony” deliberately — program.
Paulbots seem to have a particular animus against Cain, don’t they? I guess it’s the Fed thing.
Ugh!!! Sorry to hear that your fair state has been invaded yet again. Hope traffic is cleared up in time for you.
Go ISSA!!!!!!!
GO PERRY 2012!
I think it’s because he wiped the floor with them in the FL straw poll. Their nuclear meltdown over that was hilarious to watch and the comments I found directed at myself that I assume were supposed to be hateful had me laughing so hard, I ALMOST felt sorry for them.
Agree....Things could be far worse...
Thunderthighs :) could be w/ him or the
Wall Street Occupiers "FleaBaggers" could be there
There were 10 (yes a total of TEN) marching in downtown Lexington yesterday. lol.
....not here....
*Marlon Bando's Voice*
"We coulda been an contenderda"
BUMP so I can find this link later. Conference call :-)
Yhea...the Local Radio talent Leland Conway (WLAP630.com)
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had "interviewed" (the) Fleabaggers
he proably had to take a shower after that show. :D
IN!
I missed Leland yesterday, guess I’ll have to get the podcast now. lol. Mark Levin had like 4 or 5 different ones call in while I was listening. Hilarious.
We’re supposed to get the hippie invasion in Downtown Pittsburgh this weekend.
Capitalism and democracy is over!
And you can have sex with animals!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My_cNzQGS8E
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