Ummm, that’s Candy COW-ly... just hang a bell around her neck and you’ve got a cow wearing lipstick...
Hey! Watch it Buster! The noble cow is a beast upon which our great nation was built. If it were not for grazing lands in the West nobody would have moved there. And the battle of Stonington was the only time the British attacked a coastal town in CT as they were looking to take cattle.
Don't insult the blessed bovine by comparing them to Candy Crowley.