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This could make a good movie.
1 posted on 10/07/2011 8:04:59 AM PDT by wendell
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Obama has been so divisive he has event corrupted the Amish and fomented them with anger ...


29 posted on 10/07/2011 8:39:41 AM PDT by Scythian
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When those Amish get together things get really wild as they go out and raise barn.


35 posted on 10/07/2011 8:51:29 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Those who trade land for peace will end up with neither one.)
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Amish on Amish crime, the world has gone mad!


37 posted on 10/07/2011 8:53:21 AM PDT by montyspython (This thread needs more cowbell)
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“Bishop Sam Mullet”

You CAN’T make this stuff up.


38 posted on 10/07/2011 8:53:38 AM PDT by left that other site (Psalm 122:6)
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In order to sell veggies, baked goods, and baskets on the side of the road:

Purchase buggy and horse
Men: Wear black with straw hat
Grow beard
Women: Purchase black long dress and bonnet
Put hair under bonnet


39 posted on 10/07/2011 8:54:57 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! True Supporters of our Troops PRAY for their VICTORY!)
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Reminds me of an old joke...

Q: What goes “Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop, BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BAGNG, Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop”?

A: An Amish drive-by shooting.

41 posted on 10/07/2011 8:59:18 AM PDT by WayneS (Comments now include 25% more sarcasm at NO additional charge.)
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That does it. The Amish are WAY more dangerous than the Muslims. We need to immediately do something about this or America is doomed.......lol. Obviously just having fun with the thread.


45 posted on 10/07/2011 9:05:53 AM PDT by napscoordinator
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We need the Amish to survive, if things ever collapse, EMP strike or Solar flare doing the same, the Amish will be the teachers who help us “re-boot” and teach us how to provide for ourselves.

If there is ever an EMP event or total collapse we should form “protection groups” to defend the Amish from hungry roving hordes of entitlement zombies from the cities....


50 posted on 10/07/2011 9:11:16 AM PDT by GraceG
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I find this story very sad. We live in Amish country and what people often forget is that the Amish are more of a cult than a true expression of Christianity. They believe that by living without electricity, etc. they are acceptable to God. Christ and his work on the Cross is not sufficient for them to be saved, they believe. They must also do works to show themselves holy and the main work is to live outside modern culture in the purer times of the past. Problem is ~ who/what determines how far one must go in the past? The bishops of the Amish community. However, if a group becomes displeased with a bishop and his rulings, they split off. Hence you can find A LOT of strife among the Amish. It’s just that it often doesn’t get to the state where they allow it to be seen by outsiders.


51 posted on 10/07/2011 9:17:01 AM PDT by Madam Theophilus
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YIKES!
Amish Terrorists...THEY DO EXIST!..

CLOMP.. CLOMP.. CLOMP..
BANG! ..BANG!
.. CLOMP.. CLOMP.. CLOMP..

52 posted on 10/07/2011 9:18:43 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (I can take tomorrow, spend it all today. Who can take your income, tax it all away. Obama Man can. :)
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In Obama’s America even the Amish are going batty.


57 posted on 10/07/2011 9:28:15 AM PDT by dennisw (nzt - works better if you're already smart)
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I wonder if we could convince this group of cast offs to target youts who have their underware showing. These Amish could pull the youts pants up and staple them in place. I would support this.


58 posted on 10/07/2011 9:29:05 AM PDT by trailboss800
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Jon Stewart could include this ‘Mesopotamia’ segment on his show!


61 posted on 10/07/2011 9:32:04 AM PDT by griswold3 (Character is Destiny)
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oh my gosh, they cut their hair???

babaric!!

This will only escalate until the pigs lose their tails!!


63 posted on 10/07/2011 9:41:23 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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Times must be tough. Even the Amish are getting a bit testy.
64 posted on 10/07/2011 9:50:08 AM PDT by Major Matt Mason (Looking forward to kicking Chicago out of Washington.)
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When it comes to the Amish, the thing to remember is “It all depends”.
It all depends on the church district.
Some groups do believe Christ’s sacrifice on the Cross was enough, some aren’t sure.
Clothing is a matter of modesty and humility, buttons are decorative. The age at which a girl switches from buttons to pins-depends. Here in Ohio it’s more likely to be puberty. In some Ohio groups the young girls wear black prayer coverings.
When the men begin to grow beards-depends. In Ohio the man begins to grow a beard when he joins the church, even before marriage. In PA they wait until marriage.
In PA bicycles are forbidden, in Ohio they are ubiquitous.
In Ohio you can purchase buggies with turn signals and flashing strobe lights that run on batteries. I have seen a buggy with pinstriping and a Budweiser poster on the inside wall.


66 posted on 10/07/2011 9:57:48 AM PDT by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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Bergholz is a long way from Mesopotamia. I live about 25 minutes drive from Mespopotamia. Bergholz is about 1.5/2hours drive south of there. Lots of effort for a home invasion. Must be much more to the story.


76 posted on 10/07/2011 12:45:53 PM PDT by Jagermonster (TANSTAAFL)
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OMG! They ARE terrorists.

Who knew!

80 posted on 10/07/2011 8:30:52 PM PDT by evad (Obama needs to show us his green card)
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