Posted on 10/06/2011 6:28:40 PM PDT by onyx
Edited on 10/06/2011 6:39:32 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Onyx, there’s regular reeling and there’s Virginia reeling.
Only a trained professional can tell them apart. Amateurs tend to get hurt.
Hmmmm, are you in anticipation of the women changing Sarah’s mind, or that heads will be exploding coast to coast, including on this forum?
Inquiring minds want to know. ;)
LOL!
Speaking of having goals, the double zot on this thread was another benefit of having goals.
I don’t see how. Bristol saying her mom was running OR that she had decided 100 days ago (and I’m still waiting to find out when she said that) doesn’t make it true. If you read anything more into that then you missed the point.
Cindie
Brethren, the general consensus amongst the faithful is that drugs are bad...M'kay? For what malady of the mind or soul could explain the far-flung flight of the frontal lobe displayed in the aftermath of the Vile Carling? Demon possession? I think ZOT!
Even as the faithful gathered to put to rest a Great Hope for the Great Gathering to come, a foul traitor revealed themselves, filled with vitriol and villainy, striking out at freep and foe and bringing a great confusion to the flock. Revealed as “She of Many Names”, Mrspeelwerneeded proved herself far from needed or wanted as she hurled her verbal defecation, as do monkeys kept in the Zoolands. And as the Great Cat slept after his mighty battle with Vile Carling, she seized her fleeting advantage to mock and plunder. But as the Good Book tells us, such is not the way brethren, nor will it find perch in the Threadlands of Asgard!
Brethren, The Book of ZOT! Reveals unto us many truths and much wisdom. Amongst these truths lies the mysterious workings of the Holy Amperage. You see, the Holy Amperage may strike from on high at the summons of the Great Cat, but it is generated from within, and Mrspeelwerneeded had generated such a quantity over her many-hundred rantings and ravings, that the very mists of Asgard were insufficient to convey it!.
And so did the Kittith wage violence and mercy upon the traitorous one as she flung her poop and cast her curses. For they are a mercifully violent species. Many a Kittith shield and claw was soiled that night as one once-faithful transformed before their very eyes into a trollkind of such might and fury that the great victory over Vile Carling was quickly forgotten...No small feat I assure you!
On through the night the poopith flewith as if with wings and brethren and Kittith alike did duck and cover...such was it'sgreat volume! And how did the brethren take up arms, fighting alongside their Kittith kin with a sense of purpose which embodied that of the Great Hope they rediscovered within their very selves! And as the sun rose upon a day renewed, the Great Cat appeared in a blaze of fuzz and glory, releasing the Holy Amperage from it's long confinement with a yawn, as brethren and Kittith dove for cover!
The Book of Zot! Records only the great chasm left behind, brethren, for the bits and bytes of the Trollkind were scattered to the Four Corners. It is not ours to know if She of Many Names will reconstitute her insanity, refill the crack pipe and once again wreak more havoc amongst the faithful before the time of the Great Council.
Stand wary brethren and remain resolute! For the bravery displayed that night by all will serve us well...
Book of ZOT! Chapter 66; Verses 21-28: 2-4-6-Hate! Who did Jim Immoliate?
Brethren, the general consensus amongst the faithful is that drugs are bad...M'kay? For what malady of the mind or soul could explain the far-flung flight of the frontal lobe displayed in the aftermath of the Vile Carling? Demon possession? I think ZOT!
Even as the faithful gathered to put to rest a Great Hope for the Great Gathering to come, a foul traitor revealed themselves, filled with vitriol and villainy, striking out at freep and foe and bringing a great confusion to the flock. Revealed as “She of Many Names”, Mrspeelwerneeded proved herself far from needed or wanted as she hurled her verbal defecation, as do monkeys kept in the Zoolands. And as the Great Cat slept after his mighty battle with Vile Carling, she seized her fleeting advantage to mock and plunder. But as the Good Book tells us, such is not the way brethren, nor will it find perch in the Threadlands of Asgard!
Brethren, The Book of ZOT! Reveals unto us many truths and much wisdom. Amongst these truths lies the mysterious workings of the Holy Amperage. You see, the Holy Amperage may strike from on high at the summons of the Great Cat, but it is generated from within, and Mrspeelwerneeded had generated such a quantity over her many-hundred rantings and ravings, that the very mists of Asgard were insufficient to convey it!.
And so did the Kittith wage violence and mercy upon the traitorous one as she flung her poop and cast her curses. For they are a mercifully violent species. Many a Kittith shield and claw was soiled that night as one once-faithful transformed before their very eyes into a trollkind of such might and fury that the great victory over Vile Carling was quickly forgotten...No small feat I assure you!
On through the night the poopith flewith as if with wings and brethren and Kittith alike did duck and cover...such was it'sgreat volume! And how did the brethren take up arms, fighting alongside their Kittith kin with a sense of purpose which embodied that of the Great Hope they rediscovered within their very selves! And as the sun rose upon a day renewed, the Great Cat appeared in a blaze of fuzz and glory, releasing the Holy Amperage from it's long confinement with a yawn, as brethren and Kittith dove for cover!
The Book of Zot! Records only the great chasm left behind, brethren, for the bits and bytes of the Trollkind were scattered to the Four Corners. It is not ours to know if She of Many Names will reconstitute her insanity, refill the crack pipe and once again wreak more havoc amongst the faithful before the time of the Great Council.
Stand wary brethren and remain resolute! For the bravery displayed that night by all will serve us well...
Book of ZOT! Chapter 66; Verses 21-28: 2-4-6-Hate! Who did Jim Immoliate?
ROTFLOLOLOL.
I luv ya!
I just know I’m going to get hurt dancing tonight!
I am so excited! LOL
I’m picturing that in a firelit hall over half-cooked
slabs of meat and half drained buckets of mead, recited
by an old bearded wiseguy wearing deerskin and steel.
Well done, O Bard.
Onyx—don’t get hurt!
Here’s the schedule for the Extraordinary Women’s Conference today at Liberty:
Saturday, October 8th
7:30am: Doors Open @ Vines Center
8:30am - 12:00pm: Conference
Lunch Break
1:15 - 4:30pm: Conference
Start praying—don’t know when Sarah is speaking, but probably toward the end, or maybe now? It’s 3:16 EST (times listed are EST, for those of you in Rio Linda)
Ah...another worthy reading from the Book of Zot! Many thanks, brother cultist.
I did not bear witness to the Holy Amperage being bestowed upon the head of the troll, Mrspeelwerneeded, as I was in duck and cover mode from all the poopith she was hurling.
Thank you for standing firm and baring your eyes to the nasty turmoil of that awful night.
Brother Windy, it was truly a night of Viking Kitty lore that will be spoken of in beerhalls and campfires across the Asgardean plane for many fortnights to come. Parents will warn their children to behave, lest “She of Many Names” come as a thief in the night for their very souls...and stuff.
Good God, it was all the insanity we expected and then some all wrapped up in one very unhinged thread. Those who didn’t think PDS was real need only read the thread.
After the stunt they pulled on Sept. 16, I don’t blame her for stiffing them.
Nope. Granted, I get the ‘joke’ in it, but that was pretty dumb on their part. If she ‘had’ announced, it would have served them right for losing the scoop on that too.
She’s in her realm and and stride. I sent a link to you, but without any audio.
:(
Yes, but she was sort of pitifully amusing during the meltdown phase.
She was one giant projector.
ping!
;^)
BTW, Carling got the ZoT!
;)
It looks SOOO much better when you do it...mine’s kinda plain ;)
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