Posted on 10/06/2011 12:08:37 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
An East Bethel teenager is accused of squeezing through a neighbor's doggy door to help feed a pornography addiction.
The neighbor allegedly caught the 18-year-old on surveillance footage after noticing several items missing from his East Bethel house, according to a criminal complaint filed in Anoka County District Court.
Darin Paul Pake, 44, told investigators the footage showed Amanda Rose Owens - his children's former baby sitter - sliding into his house through his doggy door at 7:50 a.m. Monday. She is then seen rummaging through Pake's things and grabbing a Red Bull out of his refrigerator before leaving at 8:10 a.m., the complaint said.
The surveillance camera was set up after Pake noticed that a camera, brief case and a jar of money holding about $300 had recently been stolen.
"Had he not set up that camera, we would have never known....It was pretty clever," Paul Sommer, Anoka County sheriff's spokesman, said about Pake's tactic.
When interviewed by investigators, Owens allegedly confessed to the crime, saying she broke into the house three times, always through the doggy door, the complaint said. She said she stole things she thought she could pawn to help support her pornography addiction.
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There was a ghost!!!!!
We must stop over-logging...on!
That was kinda mean. ;)
18 ? More like 40. Guilty !
Guilty. And lying. I suspect she meant to say METH addiction.
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Reference photo at post #24. Apparently coming through the doggie door.
/johnny
She does have that forehead prosthetic appliance look to her... Wait... That's natural, not a prosthetic??
Oy. She should sue her mother and the doctor that delivered her.
/johnny
Exactly what I thought...
This happened to me, but she came in through the bathroom window.
Said she’d always been a dancer.
Hello, Mr. Arrows. So nice to see you again.
My baby came in through the dog door, I recognized her by her o-dor, We gobbled dinner of some chow, And then we wrestled with a crazy bow wow!
Bastard.
We must stop meeting like this.
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and then the clown just rolled off on the unicycle without even thanking me or offering to get me more horseradish.
Context would only ruin them.
Now I know why she needed the porn.
No wonder she needed porn; no guy would help her clear up her complexion problem.
If I lived near her, I would volunteer...
...Laz to help her out.
Is it an urban legend that sex cures a girl’s acne; or is it an urban legend that that is only an urban legend?
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