Posted on 10/06/2011 12:08:37 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
An East Bethel teenager is accused of squeezing through a neighbor's doggy door to help feed a pornography addiction.
The neighbor allegedly caught the 18-year-old on surveillance footage after noticing several items missing from his East Bethel house, according to a criminal complaint filed in Anoka County District Court.
Darin Paul Pake, 44, told investigators the footage showed Amanda Rose Owens - his children's former baby sitter - sliding into his house through his doggy door at 7:50 a.m. Monday. She is then seen rummaging through Pake's things and grabbing a Red Bull out of his refrigerator before leaving at 8:10 a.m., the complaint said.
The surveillance camera was set up after Pake noticed that a camera, brief case and a jar of money holding about $300 had recently been stolen.
"Had he not set up that camera, we would have never known....It was pretty clever," Paul Sommer, Anoka County sheriff's spokesman, said about Pake's tactic.
When interviewed by investigators, Owens allegedly confessed to the crime, saying she broke into the house three times, always through the doggy door, the complaint said. She said she stole things she thought she could pawn to help support her pornography addiction.
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The jokes write themselves with this story.
Ping for later
How dare you!!! What has been seen cannot be unseen!
Do you know how much free porn there is on the internet?
(I don’t know - but do you know??)
“I hate turning on the radio only to hear the last 2 sec. of a good song.”
Agreed. :-)
I’d hit it.
Only because of a certain South Park episode.
She appears to be a Klingon.
profile includes:”I like to smoke weed but it aint a bad habit” and favorite shows include “Jersey Shore”.
She should run for Franken’s Senate seat to give the Senate an intellectual boost.
She looks like she is watching porn.
Note to theives: if you are caught red handed for breaking and entering, don’t compound the problem by making yourself a laughingstock with the reason for your crime. Claim you are starving or need money for your family, not for porn.
The ninth “friend” on her Facebook page has the last name “Cheney.” Therefore, this is all Bush’s fault.
Not Guilty!
From that facebook link. Just what you want in your babysitter. jeez.
“I like to smoke weed but it aint a bad habit”
“I don’t read”
That was my though - where was the dog?
The perfect Obama voter.
If you are going to be a Pawn Star doing it doggy-style by going through the doggy door is an option. Or was that she rolled over while I played dead?
She probably thought that excuse would garner her some sympathy.
Funny thing about libs and folks like this girl, they hang around like minded people so they think that their world is “the norm”.
BFL
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