My dog left you a few shovel ready jobs in the yard this morning, pays $30.00 an hour.
Posted on 10/03/2011 1:15:25 PM PDT by Da Bilge Troll
Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending "Freetrade" by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.
Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors.
Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.
Demand four: Free college education.
Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.
Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.
Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America's nuclear power plants.
Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment.
Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.
Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.
Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the "Books." World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the "Books." And I don't mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period.
Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies.
Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.
These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy.
As long as we're listing unrealistic demands, put me down for 'Queen of the World'.
Demand one: Restoration of the living wage.
Done. Minimum wage is more than enough to live on. See my tagline for starters; next visit http://www.tumbleweedhouses.com/ and http://www.google.com/search?q=free+land next.
Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system.
Done. You pay for your healthcare. It’s a service nobody else is compelled to pay for on your behalf.
Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.
Done. Your ancestors at some point lived on no income from others, but from the direct fruit of their toil & sweat. I’ll give you $10 in seeds and some chickens; you can make it from there.
Demand four: Free college education.
Done. Visit http://ocw.mit.edu and a library - get busy.
Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.
Done. Buy a horse. 10,000 years of human history did fine without fossil fuels.
Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.
Done. We did that, many times over.
Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration
Done. You buy $3 in tree seeds and plant them, and persuade 10 of your friends to do the same.
Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment.
Done. “All men (gender-neutral pronoun usage here) are created equal.”
Demand nine: Open borders migration.
Done. You’re free to leave.
Demand ten: Bring American elections up to [par].
Done. Become an election observer.
Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all.
Done. Nobody owes you anything. Now fulfill the contracts you’ve agreed to.
Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies.
Done. Cut up your credit card and let your credit score go to zero.
Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot ... to form a union.
Done. Anyone can sign that ballot. And any company can fire you any time for any reason.
Demands fulfilled. Now go home.
“Wave hell, I hope she gives them a nice kick in the a$$.....and don’t come back, ya hear”
Sounds good. The Statue of Liberty can always flip the bird on the way out too for good measure.
I’m buying more ammo. Because it’s getting to be clear that these morons are not going to go quietly when their demands are not met. Be prepared.
My dog left you a few shovel ready jobs in the yard this morning, pays $30.00 an hour.
Number 10 would work against the sudden appearance of ballots that those oh-so-ever-forgetful election deputies keep forgettin in the fridge or behind the coffee maker.
I think its going to turn into an outright Civil Departure, instead. The two sides are becoming so politically different and polarized, we will just agree to split apart.
One can dream.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! Best joke I have read in a long time!
Dana Loesch just went through the list. It is quite hilarious. I wonder how many of these trust fund morons are graduates of ivy league educations.
“Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all.”
Not that I’m trying to find intelligence here but do a little Bible study on the Year of Jubilee.
Biblical concept workable only in a one religion state (oh, wait a minute, we could have a One World Religion! yea! that’s the ticket) /shaking head sarcasm
Not even Lenin, Marx or Trotsky were that stupid.
Well, ONE and TWELVE are pretty good, but why the rest of them??? Plus, I read somewhere they are demanding Obama be re-elected. I guess we swap them that one for Beheading The Bankers???
Ff
of course.
but they too, like soros, had their dupes that ran around on the streets.
did you ever see the movie about john reed, the oregon communist?
i saw it while i was at the university.
it ended with a bunch of bozos like these on a train.
Mighty chintzy there, boys. Get with the program...demand $500 an hour or NO DEAL!!
#14: Free Gulfstream G-5 for everyone.
#15: Gulfstream required to make all jets electric so there will be no pollution.
#16: Everyone gets free unlimited sex with Angelina Jolie, George Clooney, Rosanne Barr and/or PeeWee Herman.
Ah....ignorance....crux of the problem....apparently they haven’t been afforded the benefit of an education, else they’d understand the difference between “wage” and “handout”.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Good grief, these people are complete lunatics with no experience in how the world actually works.
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