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Alabama company turns gun lovers' ashes into ammunition
Reuters ^ | September 30, 2011 | Kelli Dugan

Posted on 10/01/2011 7:22:38 AM PDT by xp38

(Reuters) - There's something to be said for going out with a bang.

Two Alabama game wardens have devised a smoking send-off for avid hunters and gun enthusiasts: For a small fee, the pair will turn cremated ashes into ammunition that the deceased's loved ones can fire at will.

Holy Smoke LLC has serviced only two clients since launching in July, but founders Thad Holmes and Clem Parnell said they have seen an uptick in prearrangements thanks to word-of-mouth and a recent flurry of international press.

"It's about celebrating life," Holmes, a 16-year state conservation officer, said on Friday. "We know how strange it sounds to people who aren't comfortable around guns, but for those who are, it's not weird at all."

(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; US: Alabama
KEYWORDS: ammo; ash; banglist; cremation
Toronto Sun headline for this story was Only for dead people of a certain calibre
1 posted on 10/01/2011 7:22:41 AM PDT by xp38
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This could really work well if they brought back the firing squad as a form of execution - which they absolutely should.


2 posted on 10/01/2011 7:27:25 AM PDT by Eccl 10:2 (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem - Ps 122:6)
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To: xp38

I like this, now I have an alternative to being dumped in the ocean, this would be fun for whole family.


3 posted on 10/01/2011 7:30:59 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again for our justification)
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4 posted on 10/01/2011 7:34:31 AM PDT by vox_freedom (America is being tested as never before in its history. May God help us.)
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To: xp38

A new meaning for “I want to get inside your head.”


5 posted on 10/01/2011 7:36:00 AM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (.a.d.y.)
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To: xp38

Instead of using smokeless powder, the shells are filled with your loved one’s ashes.

These shells are duds......not the way I want to be remembered!!!!!!


6 posted on 10/01/2011 7:41:57 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (Cain for President - Because I Like The Content of His Character!)
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I assume the shells would have a blend of gunpowder and ashes since just ashes would indeed be duds.


7 posted on 10/01/2011 7:48:12 AM PDT by xp38
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As an avid reloader, I can only say that with the small volume of gun powder (relatively speaking) in each shell, it must take a truck load of shells to get rid of all the ashes.

Actually, as an avid shooter, I could live with that.

8 posted on 10/01/2011 8:11:14 AM PDT by LouAvul
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To: LouAvul
A shotgun could hasten the sendoff. A pound of black powder or Bullseye could do the job quite well.
9 posted on 10/01/2011 8:31:39 AM PDT by mountainlion (I am voting for Sarah after getting screwed again by the DC Thugs.)
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To: LouAvul

In the item it says they load 1 pound of ashes into 250 shells. I have no idea what the usual amount of cremation ashes are for a person but that gives you a ballpark figure. It also says this service starts at $850. If one is not squeemish an avid reloader might be able to do it themselves.


10 posted on 10/01/2011 9:23:53 AM PDT by xp38
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The article also says they mix it with the shot, not the powder. Given the weight of ashes I figure the ashes will only go a few yards from the shooter. The whole scenario reminds me of John Goodman trying to throw his friends ashes into the Pacific only to have them come back on the Dude.


11 posted on 10/01/2011 11:26:18 AM PDT by LouAvul
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12 posted on 10/01/2011 12:31:16 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Rick Perry has more red flags than a May Day Parade)
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Believe it or not, I try to stay away from movies with excess profanity, but I loved that scene.


13 posted on 10/01/2011 1:09:37 PM PDT by LouAvul
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To: xp38
Two Alabama game wardens have devised a smoking send-off for avid hunters and gun enthusiasts: For a small fee, the pair will turn cremated ashes into ammunition that the deceased's loved ones can fire at will.

Who the heck is Will? Somebody the deceased disliked?

14 posted on 10/02/2011 8:59:20 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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I think it’s about 3-6 lbs of ashes, depending on the size of the deceased.


15 posted on 10/02/2011 9:01:20 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_S._Thompson

Hunter S. Thompson

Funeral

On August 20, 2005, in a private ceremony, Thompson’s ashes were fired from a cannon atop a 153-foot (47 m) tower of his own design (in the shape of a double-thumbed fist clutching a peyote button) to the tune of Norman Greenbaum’s “Spirit in the Sky” and Bob Dylan’s “Mr. Tambourine Man.”[35] Red, white, blue, and green fireworks were launched along with his ashes. As the city of Aspen would not allow the cannon to remain for more than a month, the cannon has been dismantled and put into storage until a suitable permanent location can be found. According to his widow Anita, Thompson’s funeral was financed by actor Johnny Depp, a close friend of Thompson. Depp told the Associated Press, “All I’m doing is trying to make sure his last wish comes true. I just want to send my pal out the way he wants to go out.”[35]

Other famous attendees at the funeral included U.S. Senator John Kerry[36] and former U.S. Senator George McGovern;[36] 60 Minutes correspondents Ed Bradley and Charlie Rose; actors Jack Nicholson, Bill Murray, Benicio del Toro, Sean Penn, and Josh Hartnett; singers Lyle Lovett, John Oates and numerous other friends. An estimated 280 people attended the funeral.


16 posted on 10/02/2011 9:03:01 AM PDT by abb ("What ISN'T in the news is often more important than what IS." Ed Biersmith, 1942 -)
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To: xp38

My last chance to kill one more deer.


17 posted on 10/03/2011 3:58:53 PM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (See ya later, debt inflator ! Gone in 4 (2012))
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To: xp38

OMgosh, my husband came across this site last week. I think my father-in-law has already placed his order! LOL


18 posted on 10/03/2011 4:00:04 PM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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