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1 posted on 09/30/2011 1:37:08 PM PDT by crosshairs
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Biden: The Secret Service all quit. Said something about not worth it to them. But don't worry pal, I got yer back. Hey, check out these SS shades!

Barry: Oy vey!
2 posted on 09/30/2011 1:39:59 PM PDT by crosshairs (The U.S. has sown to the winds and now its going to reap the whirlwind.)
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“Seriously, Biden, stop wafting those deadly air biscuits my way.”


3 posted on 09/30/2011 1:40:32 PM PDT by momtothree
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"Boy Joe. They hate us more than they ever hated Bush and Cheney."


4 posted on 09/30/2011 1:40:56 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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“Joe. Your Secret Service agent routine really cracks me up.”


5 posted on 09/30/2011 1:46:52 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Too much "education" can destroy your brain.)
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"You traded the Cadillac for a microphone?"
6 posted on 09/30/2011 1:48:44 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
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Biden: “Who farted?”
Obama: “I’m sorry, *whew*, it’s this heat.”


8 posted on 09/30/2011 2:02:26 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam needs to be banned in the US and treated as a criminal enterprise.)
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joe, you’re certain my nose isn’t growing?


9 posted on 09/30/2011 2:05:09 PM PDT by Leep
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Cough,cough..jew tax..cough cough


10 posted on 09/30/2011 2:06:42 PM PDT by Leep
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"Hey Joe"! When I wipe my brow, how many people will faint?

"Hey Joe!" I can put this handkerchief up for a drawing for my re-election war chest at 2.99 per donation.

11 posted on 09/30/2011 2:12:20 PM PDT by dancusa (Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. W. Churchill)
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Men In Black IV

This time....the Aliens is US!


12 posted on 09/30/2011 2:13:11 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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Missing TOTUS....Amber Alert! Did anyone see my TOTUS???


13 posted on 09/30/2011 2:16:08 PM PDT by MadelineZapeezda (Just one of 'those sons of bitches')
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Quit crying Barry! The Secret Service will find out who stole TOTUS!


16 posted on 09/30/2011 2:21:57 PM PDT by missnry (The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
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FACEPALM With a handkerchief. For when your VP just won't STFU.


17 posted on 09/30/2011 2:34:33 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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Biden: “You...with the squirt gun. Not funny!


18 posted on 09/30/2011 2:35:15 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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Biden: "I look pretty cool in these $100 shades, and check out this $300 tie I got from Sak's...hey, yours is just like..."

Zero: "Shut-up you moron, we're telling the sheeple Michelle got it at Target..."

19 posted on 09/30/2011 2:35:42 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!...P.S. Why did FR ZOT Frantzie?)
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12 year old with a pea shooter at 2 o'clock. Watch your nose.

23 posted on 09/30/2011 2:42:40 PM PDT by BufordP ("Drink me if you can't take a joke." -- Kool-aid)
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Why did Totus make me say those things? I hate having to say America is a great country.....wish I could talk about pohk-e-stan


24 posted on 09/30/2011 2:43:58 PM PDT by jakerobins
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BamBam: Oh no! Now everyone will know that I stand on a big box and a coupla old yellow pages everytime I give a speech.

Plugs: That hot chick in the front row doesn't even know I'm checkin' her out.

25 posted on 09/30/2011 2:43:58 PM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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“I hope Michelle picked up a can of Lysol Spray.”


26 posted on 09/30/2011 2:45:39 PM PDT by ryderann
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Oh man, he’s wearing the same color tie... and shirt... and suit! This guy needs to get a life...


27 posted on 09/30/2011 2:55:42 PM PDT by monkeyshine
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