Posted on 09/30/2011 10:25:43 AM PDT by Dr. Scarpetta
On Tuesday night, the governor was the subject of David Letterman’s Top 10 list under the topic “Ways the Country Would be Different if Chris Christie was President.”
10. Al-Qaeda taunts America with ‘Yo president’s so fat’ jokes.
9. Goodbye White House vegetable garden.
8. Cabinet now has a Secretary of Cake.
7. New state: Fatassachusetts.
6. Congress does whatever he wants, ‘cause fat guys are, like super-strong when they freak out.
5. Presidential retreat moved from Camp David to Hershey Park.
4. Taxpayers would have to pay for president’s second seat on Air Force One.
3. New National Anthem: The “Chili’s Baby Back Ribs” song.
2. Instead of Iraq, we’d invade IHOP.
1. Scandal when president is caught in Oval Office with Betty Crocker and Sara Lee.
(Excerpt) Read more at newjerseynewsroom.com ...
P.S. President Reagan used to joke about Tip O’Neil’s weight all the time and nobody complained.
“I get my workout in every morning. I just jog twice around Tip O’Neil.” —Ronald Reagan
Fat is a lifestyle choice, not a medical condition.
Making fun of a person’s medical condition is not funny. Ever. Period.
The problem is that Letterman doesn’t mock democrats. It’s a strategy of his to go after Republicans that he thinks could win.
He put down Sarah Palin every night for years, and democrats thought that was funny too.
He said Sarah sports a “slutty flight attendant look.”
Letterman “joked” that Sarah Palin’s daughter was “knocked up” by A-Rod during the seventh inning stretch when they attended the Yankees game.
Letterman made a min-crusade out of mocking Palin.
Letterperv has been irrelevant for many years. He’s a crass, rude, ugly man, inside and out.
I like Christie...in New Jersey. I watched his speech, it was ok....but he’s no Marco Rubio.
If Rubio gets picked for VP, Letterman will find a way to go after him. That’s who he is.
Maybe Christie will punch back and point out Letterman’s shortcomings.
LOL
Yeah, I’ll stay cool like you on the subject! LOL :-)
I’d like to start a Top 10 list of uses for the gap in Letterman’s front teeth.
Anyone?
RLTW
I basically agree with you, although I have to admit I thought "Secretary of Cake" was funny. I agree that a tendency to be overweight is a medical condition. Now that it's Chris Christie, everyone is getting religion about this. But mostly on FR, obesity is ascribed solely to a lack of willpower.
BTW I have never had to worry about this condition.
I made it up and you can use it without attribution!
Huskster, being of the fat community, is encouraged. He’s skinner than Christie and so are his sons.
“This is an un-reported election advertisement. It is illegal.”
How can it be an “election advertisement” when Christie is not running for any elected office?
This is how they get these lists.. people submit them in a contest. He doesn’t come up with anything.
http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/top_ten/contest.php
WOW...That was entertaining! Thank you
That's interesting...
Letterman does have a bunch of writers, though, who must have been coming up with that anti-Palin stuff night after night the last few years.
It worked out ok for black and skinny. His aim for destroying the country is on schedule.
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