Posted on 09/28/2011 8:11:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
yep, she liked a huff of powdered snuff at bedtime.....she would get in her rockin chair, sniff a touch of snuff and enjoy
Good Morning/afternoon, megaRushHits12Warpspeeddittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=
she danced all around any announcement and said titles shackle her and she can be a hugh help w/o a title ?!
sounded like she ain’t runnin to me
Purdue’s not alone. There’s a thread about an NYT story suggesting something similar.
Damn.
the NYT would support spaghetti poop
My Boston Red Soxs are fighting to stay in the playoffs. I just could not understnad what happened during this month to them. But they decided to WAKE UP and win a game against the birds of Baltimore.
pitchin went south for a while
yello
It sure did. It headed south for the winter BEFORE the season ended. I know where I live even though it is fall, the weather sure feels like summer to an extent. Not a good time to have the pitching heading south.
Hi!
Wow! Rush starts off with what has been making the rounds on both talkradio and the internet, about what that NC Govenor Purdue has said about not having elections. Amazing.
yep
Apparently so would the paper’s advertisers. But I’ve had enough now. I’m going to pick up a copy of the paper so I can see which advertisers no longer want my business.
I suppose the NYT was joking, too. BTW, elections have been suspended. Paterson and Daniels both denied House districts prompt special elections after vacancies. NY-29 missed hundreds of House votes, some of great import.
the NYT is left of the UN
Allen West: Obama Intentionally Killing the Economy
My response:
Which is exactly WHY Rush said merely two weeks after B.O.’s inauguration, “I hope he fails.”
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