[MARTIAL MONK]

I paid someone to take my SAT for me.

That's the only way I got into Joe and Emma's School of Truck Drivin', Hamburger Cookin' and Radiator Repair.

Shoulda paid more than $18.00.

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

I’m just considering the career possibilities. My score was 1510, in the old days when that meant I got almost all the answers right. If I colored my hair brown again, overdid my makeup, and wore a tank top and flip-flops, I might pass for a high school student ...

Or I could wear a burka and demand they admit me or face a lawsuit.