[Tax-chick]

LOL!

I’m just considering the career possibilities. My score was 1510, in the old days when that meant I got almost all the answers right. If I colored my hair brown again, overdid my makeup, and wore a tank top and flip-flops, I might pass for a high school student ...

Or I could wear a burka and demand they admit me or face a lawsuit.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Here’s a new job for old-time high scorers. Do you think that the wonders of modern makeup could make me look like a kid young enough to be my grandchild?

[MARTIAL MONK]

Whoa! You got the 'zact same score I did. We must have gone to different schools together.

I don't think makeup and a tank top would help me none though. They'd just hand me a broom and mop and tell me to wait until everyone was done to clean up.

[Scoutmaster]

Love your tag-line, TC.

[Kenny Bunk]

The SATs have been so dumbed-down that it is entirely possible we might screw them up. Then there is the political aspect:
Question:
"How many board feet of # 1 timber can Logger Ed get from an ancient elder of Mother Gaia's pristine redwood forest if the tree he sacrifices for greed is 211 feet high?"
Answer:
"None. Logger Ed is in Federal custody awaiting trial after arrest by ATF Agent Tawanda Chameeka Gomez. The judge, Ching Efféd Yu, has granted Tawanda a continuance, while he and she undergo transgender surgery at the Barack Hussein Obama Memorial Hospital and Birthplace in Honolulu."

I would have gotten that one wrong.