[Tax-chick]

I wonder what his scores were.

[MARTIAL MONK]

I paid someone to take my SAT for me.

That's the only way I got into Joe and Emma's School of Truck Drivin', Hamburger Cookin' and Radiator Repair.

Shoulda paid more than $18.00.

[DUMBGRUNT]

Eshaghoff, a 2010 Great Neck alum, was apparently worth the money. Out of a possible 2400, he scored between 2220 and 2140 on the tests.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/09/28/2011-09-28_7_long_island_teens_busted_for_sat_cheating_scam_college_whiz_charged_cash_took_.html#ixzz1ZFx9rEQi