By gad, Sir, that IS serious. Issue every member of the Larchmont Yacht Club a Smith and Wesson .45, and smoke bombs. All committee boats to be issued live ammunition for their starting guns. Make'em count, fellows! Also let it be known far and wide, that even if an Iranian Naval Vessel is on the starboard tack, they shall not, SHALL NOT call for right of weigh (or however that is spelled in this instance). I also suggest we re-number all inshore marks. (heh-heh ... that'll f'emup!)
If they intend to enter the Chesapeake, we may have to limit hours at Annapolis drinking establishments. This, this is war!
Relax. I know the Straits of Hormuz, and you simply cahn't get heah from theah.
Lsrchmont Yacht Club, indeed!
Who could be more appropriate to deal with a ‘disabled’ navy?