[Inspectorette]

“Dr.” Inspectorette’s diagnosis: She’s lonely and depressed. If she’s been widowed for a while, it might be time for her to find a nice male companion.

[Hoffer Rand]

She's been widowed almost 8 years and was widowed young, still in her late 40s. Has no intention of ever dating or getting involved again. Still wears her wedding ring. If anyone even suggests she might look for companionship, she bursts into tears and goes off the deep end. Of course, she's also LDS, and they believe in eternal marriage, so she thinks she's still married... So, I get to put up with the severe hypochondria.