I am going to borrow $250,000,000 and hire 250 people to manufacture buggy whips. By the government’s seeming “standards” up until the moment I file bankruptcy, my company will be a wonderful success, in quadrupling the world’s supply of buggy whips.
I will be so proud of me.
Hey, maybe we could develop some “synergy” -
I’ll get a loan to manufacture those “poop bags” that they strap on horses.