[jospehm20]

Wookies eat a lot this time of year.

[Dick Bachert]

Yes, it's the bi-annual Wookie rutting period. I heard Obozo is going to appoint Moochelle as his Dietary Czarina

Makes sense to me.

[Cicero]

Is she going to go into hibernation?

Nah, probably just some more vacations in Spain and Hawaii.

Meantime, when I got a takeout meal at McDonald’s a few weeks ago, I got only half as many fries, but for the same price. Thanks a bunch, Muchelle.

[South40]

Wookies eat a lot this time of year.

I really don’t like that type of talk and I don’t think it has a place at FR.

What did Chewbacca ever do to warrant being compared to that beast?

[blackdog]

My advice to Obama comes as a paraphrase from "Animal House" combined with Tim Meadows, "Da Ladies Man". Get drunk on Courvossier and spend the next six months on double secret probation, while pounding that caboose which follows your lady around. Pound it every hour, and from all sides. It's shape is getting outa hand. If the last year of your presidency is spent slamming that thang, America will be a whole lot better off. If it upsets Reggie Love and your flight attendant boyfriends, let them watch. The view for them will be familiar.

This was from another post, but it applies here as well.