My advice to Obama comes as a paraphrase from "Animal House" combined with Tim Meadows, "Da Ladies Man". Get drunk on Courvossier and spend the next six months on double secret probation, while pounding that caboose which follows your lady around. Pound it every hour, and from all sides. It's shape is getting outa hand. If the last year of your presidency is spent slamming that thang, America will be a whole lot better off. If it upsets Reggie Love and your flight attendant boyfriends, let them watch. The view for them will be familiar.
This was from another post, but it applies here as well.
