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UBS Rogue Trader Had Been "Reduced To Watching Fox News For Guidance"
Zerohedge ^ | 9/15/2011 | Tyler Durden

Posted on 09/15/2011 9:15:53 AM PDT by PieterCasparzen

This could probably explain a lot. According to the FT, which has managed to sneak a peek into Kweku Adoboli aka, the scourge of UBS, Facebook profile, in a July 31 update said: "Will they? Won’t they? Reduced to watching Fox News for guidance, it’s a grim affair". It appears that Adoboli should thus be commended - under those conditions we believe it is a miracle a person's loss can be confined to just $2 billion. FT continues with the cyberstalking: " That was followed a week later amid steep market falls, by an entry that read: “Can we shut down global markets for a week so everyone can just chill out?” It also appears that the Delta One'er (which is just a fancy name for "correlation desk" trader) enjoyed his downtime as well: "He came across as someone who worked quite hard to get where he was and played quite hard too," said the acquaintance. Yet by all counts it appears that the event that did ole' Kweku in was the Swiss intervention on September 6: "However, the final message left by the trader on his own Facebook page on September 6 simply read “need a miracle”." Odd: so does Tim Geithner and the Eurozone. Alas, as the latest "rogue trader" incarnation just found the hard way, those are in short supply these days.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy
KEYWORDS: eurobailout; ubs
So this position went bad overnight to the tune of $2 billion ?

UBS does monitor there positions daily, right ?

So how was this position - being so bad - not reviewed by anyone else than the ..... rogue trader...... ?

What a crock...

1 posted on 09/15/2011 9:16:00 AM PDT by PieterCasparzen
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The end of the article sums it up I guess...

“Which, ironically is the first place you start looking when trying to find a scapegoat for massive losses, and a reason to announce a global monetary intervention. Just recall how Jerome Kerviel’s fun with ES was used by Bernanke as a smokescreen to cut the Fed Funds rate by 0.75% in an emergency announcement when futures were plunging on that cold day in January 2008....”


2 posted on 09/15/2011 9:17:24 AM PDT by PieterCasparzen (We need to fix things ourselves)
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To: PieterCasparzen
Reduced to watching Fox News for guidance

Two minutes of news for every three minutes of advertising.

3 posted on 09/15/2011 9:24:24 AM PDT by aimhigh
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To: PieterCasparzen
2 billion?
Boy, that must really skew their COPBQ (Cost of Poor Businesss Quality) charts.
Talk about setting a low bar.......
4 posted on 09/15/2011 9:26:24 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: aimhigh
Two minutes of news for every three minutes of advertising.
Yeah, I noticed that and the increased BBQs too. Booooooring.
I've essentially stopped watching them because of it.

5 posted on 09/15/2011 9:33:08 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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He probably got caught on that Swiss Franc pegging deal. Interesting ZH commentary I caught on it, notice how we only see when these types of things go south? When the trade is rogue but good, it’s just business as usual...


6 posted on 09/15/2011 9:39:25 AM PDT by Axenolith (Government blows, and that which governs least, blows least...)
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To: PieterCasparzen
Kweku Adoboli: Diversity is UBS's strength.

LOL

7 posted on 09/15/2011 9:51:29 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Greed + Envy = Liberalism)
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When the trade is rogue but good, it’s just business as usual...

You can say that thrice. 100% agree. All rogue traders I have researched never woke up one day deciding to see how it feels to have a naked exposure out of the blue. They had been doing that for some time (in some cases it is an entire culture of risk interplay that percolates through the entire team), and then ...eventually ...a deal goes (seriously) awry. Then suddenly the person is a rogue trader. My rule of thumb is simple ...if someone can lose a certain amount of money (rogue or not), then it means that financial institution had exceedingly poor risk control measures that border/extend to the criminal. Yet, what normally happens is some guy gets fingered as a rogue trader, as if he was the only operating cog in the entire thing. Please! I have worked in finance since the age of 21 (and with high figures - at age 22 I had a $8b portfolio), and I can assure you everything I did was tracked. If I decided to pull a Nick Leeson (Barings) or a Brian Hunter (Amaranth) I would not even have been able to effect such a trade due to the co-signatures needed. Same thing (different game though) with Maddof saying he was the 'only one' responsible. Like his staff and sons were just in that office for years not knowing that their fund valuations were based on ether and pixie dust. Please! This chap should obviously have the book thrown at him, but I can bet you serious money that he did not just wake up one morning and, on a whim, decide to see how flushing $2b felt.

8 posted on 09/15/2011 10:49:22 AM PDT by spetznaz (Nuclear-tipped Ballistic Missiles: The Ultimate Phallic Symbol)
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