More Tweets:
Dear #AttackWatch I’d like to report the Dos Equis guy. He’s claiming to be the most interesting man in the world. You told me Obama was!
Who was the rocket scientist genius on the Obama Election team that thought Attack Watch is a good idea?
Dear #AttackWatch I’m still trying to understand why anyone wants to attack watches.
#AttackWatch I noticed my neighbor doesn’t have Obama’s official portrait hanging on her living room wall.
#attackwatch is an example of how a social media strategy can backfire on you inside of 24 hours #fail
Someone accused the president of using intimidation tactics to stifle free speech.
the @barackobama chart claimed that passing the “stimulus” would have us at 6.5% unemployment today. You’d better investigate.
oh man...this stuff is priceless!! stuff like this makes this administration look more like Hitler every day.
HELP! #attackwatch Dunkin Donuts had no toasted coconut donuts this morning!
Dear #Attackwatch, please explain to the stupid bitter clingers how taking 2 jets to the Vineyard IS shared sacrifice. Thank you.
Hey #attackwatch Conservatives are causing global warming by making so much fun of you.
Dear #attackwatch my neighbor kept his flag up overnight and there was no light on it. Yes, it was the American flag. Can you help?
after joining #attackwatch (know thy enemy) will I get an arm band, flag or other national socialist swag?
I would like to report my coworkers for not refilling the coffee pot.
Jews have figured out that you hate them. Are you going to arrest them?
dear #attackwatch, please help a union thug threatened me last week in Detroit
Dear #AttackWatch I would like to report umbrellas because they’re a GOP conspiracy to cause rain!
The guy next to me just farted. #attackwatch Better report him to the EPA
“Dear #AttackWatch I’m still trying to understand why anyone wants to attack watches.”
ROTFLOL!!!