This is too much fun:
#attackwatch: my neighbor says Obama is thin-skinned, reacts badly to criticism, and has thuggish instincts. Can you have him arrested?
Dear #AttackWatch: Oooo, can I be a Neighborhood Block Captain? Do we get a uniform? When will you post the new rewards system?
Dear #AttackWatch: will the coming show trials be streamed? Can we recant our thoughtcrimes via Twitter, or must we appear in person?
#attackwatch: social media sites are sending disrespectful messages about our Leader saying he opposes free speech. Can you shut them down?