[Norm Lenhart]

A reading from the Book of Zot! "Surely as the cold winds blow from the North, do some seek the scant comfort of Mittens for warmth. But Beware! the comfort of Mittens shall provide scant warmth indeed!" "And even less protection, for the arctic cold also brings with it ferocious felines that have foresworn the follies of false Freepers!" "Verily brethren did the Kittith swarm en masse upon the faithless and with sharp of claw and glint of steel, mercifully bestow upon his digital soul the blessed release of the Holy Amperage and warming fires from on high. And his bits and bytes did sparkle bright, glowing long into the night!" "And it came to pass that the fuzzy little Valkryes did fly his ashen remains to the deepest depths of Trollhenge, where his befuddled remains, mixed with a bit of Kittith poop, share a special placed of dishonor reserved for the most hated of trollkind... Romneybots." "Listen well brethren and heed these words, lest ye Freepith likewise flippith and floppeth with the foolith!" (The Book of Zot! is quite clear on these matters.) Book of Zot! Chapter 5, Verses 1-6, "The Fall of "Rom-ney" Normie - Chief Druid of Trollhenge Cult of Palin

[Windflier]

A reading from the Book of Zot!

Thank you brother Normie. I have duly transmitted the electrons of your most eloquent reading unto the vault of Kitteth Lore and affixed the Seal of Memory.

[TheOldLady]

Entered into Chief Druid Normie's Quotations from the Book of Zot
this fourteenth day of the ninth month of the year of the Viking Kitties
twenty hundred eleven.