The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Open Line Friday, September 9, 2011

EIB Network ^ | September 9, 2011 | Rush Limbaugh

[rightwingintelligentsia]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[HonestConservative]

Pass this Bill or Biden gets it!

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

That’s what I call the Ultimate Empty Threat.

Biden never, ever got anything during his entire existence.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Call 1-800-Pass-This-Bill now and get a Sham Wow sold separately for half a trillion dollars.

[HonestConservative]

Thank you, UVV for getting my very sic sense o humor.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Pass this Bill or I’ll say pass this Bill again.

FUNNY!!!!

[HonestConservative]

Thanks, I needed that.

[pyx]

Janet Incompitano !

Oh my ! Steyn is so funny ! LOL !

[Realman30]

As far as I know he hasn't.

[Arrowhead1952]

Been gone for a while. I was wondering what Rene’s DU screen name is...

[Clint N. Suhks]

Buy two Pass This Bill now and get the third one free!

Mrs S home today because of the threat and she’s LHAO at Steyn, never heard him before.

[Prov1322]

WOW...Rep Gomert is on fire!

Had never heard him speak before.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

[Dr.Deth]

"These are the jobs you were looking for"

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

He’s a HOOT!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Gohmert did have one good thing to say about Obama's plan. "I'll tell you this, he is the most gifted speech reader I've seen in my lifetime," Gohmert said. "The head dance he does -- and I was directly in line with one of the teleprompters -- it is a head dance, just a beautiful thing."

[HonestConservative]

Levin likes having him on.

[HonestConservative]

Give Mrs. S a hug for me.

She deserves a medal, but a hug will have to do.

[Clint N. Suhks]

We are the Bill we've been waiting for.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Tea Party Express is having a debate on CNN with Wolf Blitzed on Monday?

Why haven’t they learned?

[Huck]

Steyn’s rant on us still not having a new building 10 years after 9-11 was brilliant. Steyn on fire as always. An absolutely scathing and well-deserved dressing-down of sclerotic America.