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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Open Line Friday, September 9, 2011
EIB Network ^ | September 9, 2011 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 09/09/2011 9:04:22 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: notrush; rush; rushlimbaugh; rushlive; talkradio
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Pass this Bill or Biden gets it!


61 posted on 09/09/2011 10:28:31 AM PDT by HonestConservative (http://www.freedomradiorocks.com)
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To: HonestConservative

That’s what I call the Ultimate Empty Threat.

Biden never, ever got anything during his entire existence.


62 posted on 09/09/2011 10:31:04 AM PDT by Unrepentant VN Vet ((498 and a wakeup) Truth, I know, always resides wherever brave men still have ammunition.)
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To: HonestConservative
Call 1-800-Pass-This-Bill now and get a Sham Wow sold separately for half a trillion dollars.
63 posted on 09/09/2011 10:33:12 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Liz Cheney/Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: Unrepentant VN Vet

Thank you, UVV for getting my very sic sense o humor.


64 posted on 09/09/2011 10:33:12 AM PDT by HonestConservative (http://www.freedomradiorocks.com)
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To: Clint N. Suhks
Pass this Bill or I’ll say pass this Bill again.

FUNNY!!!!
65 posted on 09/09/2011 10:34:03 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Shaking My Head on a daily basis)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Thanks, I needed that.


66 posted on 09/09/2011 10:35:14 AM PDT by HonestConservative (http://www.freedomradiorocks.com)
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Janet Incompitano !

Oh my ! Steyn is so funny ! LOL !

67 posted on 09/09/2011 10:35:33 AM PDT by pyx (Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
As far as I know he hasn't.
68 posted on 09/09/2011 10:37:18 AM PDT by Realman30 ("I've already made a donation to Haiti. It's called taxes". . . . El Rushbo.)
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To: HonestConservative

Been gone for a while. I was wondering what Rene’s DU screen name is...


69 posted on 09/09/2011 10:40:23 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, please let it rain in Texas. Amen.)
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To: HonestConservative

Buy two Pass This Bill now and get the third one free!

Mrs S home today because of the threat and she’s LHAO at Steyn, never heard him before.


70 posted on 09/09/2011 10:40:55 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Liz Cheney/Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
WOW...Rep Gomert is on fire!

Had never heard him speak before.

71 posted on 09/09/2011 10:41:02 AM PDT by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
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To: Clint N. Suhks

72 posted on 09/09/2011 10:41:13 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: Realman30

"These are the jobs you were looking for"

73 posted on 09/09/2011 10:41:23 AM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: Prov1322

He’s a HOOT!


74 posted on 09/09/2011 10:42:24 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Mr. Weiner...Don' t Tweet your meat. It's too late to delete!)
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To: Prov1322
Gohmert did have one good thing to say about Obama's plan. "I'll tell you this, he is the most gifted speech reader I've seen in my lifetime," Gohmert said. "The head dance he does -- and I was directly in line with one of the teleprompters -- it is a head dance, just a beautiful thing."
75 posted on 09/09/2011 10:43:08 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: Prov1322

Levin likes having him on.


76 posted on 09/09/2011 10:43:55 AM PDT by HonestConservative (http://www.freedomradiorocks.com)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Give Mrs. S a hug for me.

She deserves a medal, but a hug will have to do.


77 posted on 09/09/2011 10:46:42 AM PDT by HonestConservative (http://www.freedomradiorocks.com)
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To: Dr.Deth

We are the Bill we've been waiting for.

78 posted on 09/09/2011 10:47:01 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Liz Cheney/Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Tea Party Express is having a debate on CNN with Wolf Blitzed on Monday?

Why haven’t they learned?


79 posted on 09/09/2011 10:59:50 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks (Liz Cheney/Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Steyn’s rant on us still not having a new building 10 years after 9-11 was brilliant. Steyn on fire as always. An absolutely scathing and well-deserved dressing-down of sclerotic America.


80 posted on 09/09/2011 11:30:04 AM PDT by Huck (I don't believe there is just one God--humanity seems like the work of a committee to me.)
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