Posted on 09/08/2011 9:03:04 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Poor Paulbots. They think they’ll convince people if they just talk hard enough and long enough and spam all the polls.
Thanks for the ping — excellent. Will do. Wonderfully expressed in post 70. B9, you see this?
Wait, I thought those durn ATMs took jobs away?
So we like it now? Whew, good thing I listened to Rush.
Hey Rush, robots took Detroit jobs away, ditch them and bring the workers back.
(Gettlefinger, back away from my keyboard)
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A really funny video,you gotta wonder how the left squares off supporting muzzies the way they do when they torture women so much under their bogus shareeeeuuuuhhhh laws.
I'm sure someone has. I didn't watch the debate. To me, choosing one's candidate from these debates is not a good idea. I'll take a person who gets results that I favor over someone who argues well every time.
it is said that about 19 percent of legal age folk drink 100 percent of the booze
80 ish percent just flat do not drink or have one in a year
seems the same w/ RuPauls......about 1 percent yap and spam
but cover visibility by 80 percent
busy lil somma bitches ain’t they
Will do.
You and I know it, now to convince the others.
I gotta guy in North Fla. now catching alligators on my rods,too much!! His biggest so far is 13 feet and over 500 lbs!
You can count on me, HC. I say the Lord’s Prayer every morning.
Rod Gator
sounds like a linebacker from Florida State
lol
ya gotta deal sport ;)
I will be praying before I head off to church and also will remember those times to say the Lord’s prayer.
Rush taking a day off tomorrow?
At least he’s having the right Mark in to sub.
Yes.
@DLoesch Dana Loesch
I guess the President didn't hear that his guest of honor is responsible for an act of domestic terrorism today? Like he didn't hear Hoffa?
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@DLoesch Dana Loesch
Yet Democrats are offended that GOP won't offer a response? Hi. Your thug guest's group took hostages today.
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@DLoesch Dana Loesch
If it wasn't union-related, why did the judge issue a restraining order AGAINST THE UNION? bit.ly/r1Lk5x
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