My two year old yorkie has a larger English vocabulary than Al Sharpton.
Ed Schultz has to be the most retarded person I've ever seen in my life.
Lawrence O'Donnell probably could save the economy if the stimulus was spent towards Old Country Buffet.
Rachel Maddow can turn the most stud man gay. I still cannot believe that thing is considered a woman. I think my autographed hockey puck from the Stanley Cup is more manly that Rachel Madcow.