In online video game, Tea Partiers make "zombie" targets

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In online video game, Tea Partiers make "zombie" targets

By Lucy Madison Topics Tea Party

A new online video game company has come up with a controversial new twist on the traditional zombie-killing gaming concept: The zombies targeted for kill are prominent figures in the Tea Party movement.

The game, "Tea Party Zombies Must Die," features a handful of Tea Party members - including Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich, and a blood-spattered, bra-clad Michele Bachmann - who the gamer is instructed to kill with either a "melee weapon" (in the first level, at least, it's a crowbar) or a gun.

Other featured Tea Party targets include: "Generic pissed off old white guy zombie," "Pissed off stupid white trash redneck birther zombie," "Factory made blonde Fox News Barbie who has never had a problem in her life zombie," and "Glenn Beck Zombie (Back from the dead!)."

Upon the player's death, one is told, "You got Teabagged! P.S. You didn't have health insurance, so you died. P.P.S. There's no such thing as God, so you died for eternity."

[BO Stinkss]

So are we cleared now to make a game where we lynch Obama and the CBC?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I’m shocked.....

.... that a mainstream media outlet is actually reporting this.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Glenn Beck Zombie (Back from the dead!).””

Don’t the mean “Beck from the Dead”?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I’d settle for an FPS where we gun down “Amish” terrorists...

[Tucsonican]

How do you get the gun to work? I had to kill both of my zombies with the crowbar.

You have to wait a second. It comes up to aim before it fires. BTW, as a bonus you get little snippets of liberal propaganda between levels. There are also swastika's, misspelled signs and pallets of cash in Koch HQ. The developer seems to have been very thorough in making sure that he adopted ALL of the cliche's.

The sad part in all of this is that it appears that the timing of Mr. Hoffa's comments combined with the release of this "game" has absolutely pegged the PR meter.

[Moose4]

Not only that, I tried it earlier, and it’s a horrible game. I mean, seriously. Using the arrow keys to move instead of W/A/S/D like every other first-person shooter in existence? “C” to shoot your gun or use your crowbar? No aiming dot on the screen or other way to sight your weapon? Not only does this game lower the political discourse level, it’s garbage as an actual zombie-killing game too!

Is there anything liberals don’t screw up?

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[philman_36]

Naturally these people chose the slowest, dumbest monster that they could imagine.
They couldn't handle a game where something moved at an equal pace or was as smart or smarter.

[so_real]

Excellent point. It is interesting that Herman Cain, a Tea Party regular and favorite, was foregone. And Alan West, with his election pushed over the top by Tea Party types, was skipped as well. The liberals responsible for this game appear to suffer from the worst kind of racism.

[gimme1ibertee]

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