[Southack]

Rub a dub dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick maker.
Turn them out, knaves all three.

[faucetman]

Rub a dub dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The meteorologist.
Turn them out, gays all three.