[Erik Latranyi]

...the kiosks dispense a limited selection of wines at limited locations and times (not on Sunday, of course!) to customers who present ID, look into a camera monitored by a state employee, breathe into a blood-alcohol meter, and swipe a credit card.

They forgot to get a stool sample as well!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“They forgot to get a stool sample as well!”

Well,,, you have to pass it, before you know what’s in it!

“His report attributes the failure largely to mechanical problems “

Kinda like the stamp vending machines in my post office? Gone, due to constant malfunctions. What did that cost we taxpayers?

Here in Ohio, our selections are very limited. The little package store on Anna Maria Island, Florida, had 80 different kinds of Rum! I was in Heaven! Here in Ohio, You’re lucky if you can find a store that sells two of the many Rums that Mt. Gay makes.