[Old Teufel Hunden]

Wait, are you saying that Rick is his middle name? Oh no, just like Joe the Plumber (aka Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher) he’s obviously trying to pull one over on us. We can’t vote for him now...

[Tex-Con-Man]

Wait, are you saying that Rick is his middle name?

It gets worse...his first name is James.

He's a J.R. ...from Texas...

[smoothsailing]

Wait, are you saying that Rick is his middle name? Oh no, just like Joe the Plumber (aka Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher) he’s obviously trying to pull one over on us. We can’t vote for him now...

Jimmy Carter and Rick Perry both have the same first name, James.

Jimmy Carter was once attacked by a giant killer rabbit.

Rick Perry's dog was once attacked by a giant killer coyote.

See the pattern?

We can't vote for Perry, he's just another Carter!