[Salamander]

No...Gypsy the Portuguese Podengo is the foreign object swallower.

She got all the ammo.

We’re very careful to keep her away from open flames, now.

[Fido fireworks!]

[Daffynition]

Even with all your guns and ammo gone you still have 4-legged protection from your pack...I'm reduced to relying on a slobbering coward who *might* just *might* jump on the intruder to lick his face.