[Nick Danger]

My guess is that IT is going over his yard very carefully, securing every branch on every tree with multiple steel cables. The last time one of these hurricane things blew through town, one of the trees came into his house to get out of the rain.

[Interesting Times]

My guess is that IT is going over his yard very carefully, securing every branch on every tree with multiple steel cables. The last time one of these hurricane things blew through town, one of the trees came into his house to get out of the rain.

The remaining trees have assured me that they will never enter my dwelling without a formal invitation. They are appalled at the actions of the rogue tree, which they view as a major breach of decorum.

[dixie sass]

Nick, I can just see IT doing that. I hope he remembers the Margarits’s though.