Can’t, I’ll get banned....
*ahem*
Here, let me speak for you.
"I, the Borax Queen, would love to watch our dear reader take the bravery and true grit he showed when he personally took down Osama in hand to hand combat, and displaying that kind of macho command of all things by going to the border and preventing illegals from coming through. Besides, it's the fault of the republican congress for not passing amnesty when they had the chance."
There. You can try that for a while.....I think that's a pretty nice way of saying it don't you?
:-)