Found this post on a thread from earlier this year by Brices Crossroads, and thought it was time it saw the light of day again. I did a bit of re-formatting and editing, but didn’t change a word.
From Freeper flat:
I would encourage all the clueless among us who are mouthing off about Sarah Palin’s ‘shortcomings’ and ‘inelectability’ to LISTEN UP AND LEARN SOMETHING about this ACCOMPLISHED SUPER WOMAN ...
TO WIT:
GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN...THE HISTORY OF AN ALASKAN HERO
SARAH PALIN IS THE MOST BELOVED GOVERNOR IN
ALASKAN HISTORY. SHE ACHIEVED A 90% APPROVAL RATING..
THE HIGHEST OF ANY PUBLIC OFFICIAL IN THE U.S. ....WHY?
SHE STARTED SERVING AS A PUBLIC SERVANT RUNNING FOR LOCAL PTA BOARD MEMBER....SARAH WAS DISGUSTED AT THE RUN DOWN SCHOOLS HER KIDS HAD TO ATTEND IN THE LIGHT OF THE RICHNESS THE PRESENCE OF OIL PROVIDED THE STATE. THEREFORE SHE HAD THE GUMPTION TO CAMPAIGN DOOR TO DOOR AND THEREFORE WON A PTA SEAT....THEN SHE RAN DOOR TO DOOR AND WON THE POST OF MAYOR OF WASILLA. THEN GOVERNOR OF ALASKA
AS GOVERNOR, HER ACCOMPLISHMENTS ARE LEGION...
1. SARAH BROUGHT THE OIL COMPANIES OPERATING IN ALASKA TO HEEL .....FORCING THEM UNDER AN ENLGHTENED WEALTH SHARING PLAN SHE INITIATED CALLED ‘ACES’ ..Alaska’s Clear and Equitable Share” (ACES)
MILLIONS WERE THEN PAID IN OIL TAXES TO ALASKAN
CITIZENS...MONIES WHICH WERE THEN USED FOR POWER, LIGHT, SEWERS, AND THOUSANDS OF INFRASTRUCTURE
PROJECTS. PROJECTS WHICH VASTLY IMPROVED THE LIVES OF COUNTLESS ALASKAN VILLAGERS. FOLKS WHO BEFORE HER, NEVER EVEN HAD ELECTRIC POWER; ONLY OIL LANTERNS.
2. SHE OVERSAW THE CONVICTIONS OF REPUBLICANS AND
DEMOCRATS ALIKE, WHO WERE CORRUPTING ALASKAN GOVERNMENT.
3. SHE SOLD THE GOVERNOR’S PLANE AND FIRED THE
COOK IN THE GOVERNOR’S RESIDENCE .....PROVIDING HER OWN TRANSPORTATION AND FIXING HER OWN FAMILY MEALS. A LADY, NO FRIEND TO OUTLANDISH SPENDING, SHE TURNED THE PROCEEDS OVER TO THE PEOPLES PURSE.
SARAH....TRULY THE ‘REAL DEAL’
MANY CLUELESS ASK ... ‘IF SHE’S THE MOST EFFECTIVE AND BELOVED GOVERNOR IN ALASKAN HISTORY, WHY DID SHE RESIGN HER GOVERNORSHIP...? WHY DID THIS QUITTER QUIT?
ANSWER: SHE WAS HARASSED OUT OF OFFICE...
BEGINNING IMMEDIATELY AFTER SHE ANNOUNCED HER VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDACY:
1. Sarah’s political enemies began to harass her. They were quite effective too....on two fronts... they succeeded in:
#1. Freezing the Governor’s office in a cycle of answering endless and baseless ethics charges. AND:
#2. Forced SARAH’S family into poverty to the tune of $500,000
2. 19 (NINETEEN!) ethics complaints were filed against her; most beginning just days after she was named John McCain’s running mate.
3. IT COST NOTHING TO FILE SUCH COMPLAINTS IN ALASKA.
and...
4. UNDER ALASKAN LAW, EVERY ONE OF THESE MUST BE ANSWERED AND PAID FOR BY THE POLITICIAN HIMSELF!
5. AND THE LEGAL COSTS TO GOVERNOR PALIN, PERSONALLY, AND TO HER FAMILY OF COURSE LEFT HER ONE HALF OF A MILLION DOLLARS IN PERSONAL DEBT. FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS !!!!
6. There was no limit on the number of ethic complaints these harassers could file against the Governor and SHE had to pay for her own defense, until they broke the family bank. Her staff had to direct vast amounts of time and attention to defend against these complaints.
7. MOST OF THESE HARASSMENT SUITS HAVE ALREADY BEEN DISMISSED !!!!! (all, as of mid-2011)
8. INTELLIGENT PERSON THAT SHE IS: SARAH understood her being in office was:
#1 CRIPPLING THE ABILITY OF THE GOVERNOR’S OFFICE TO GOVERN... AND
#2 BREAKING HER FINANCIALLY....
SINCE ONCE AGAIN, SHE HAD TO PAY HER OWN LEGAL COSTS...TO THE TUNE OF FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
SARAH LOVED BEING THE MOST EFFECTIVE AND BELOVED GOVERNOR IN ALASKAN HISTORY AND ITS A SAD LOSS FOR
ALASKA, BUT IT IS A GREAT VICTORY FOR AMERICA ....SINCE, NOW SHE CAN DEVOTE ALL HER TALENTS TO TAKING BACK THIS COUNTRY FROM THE POWER GRABBERS CURRENTLY MENACING OUR DEMOCRACY.....GO YOU SARAH!
SHE’S PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL ALRIGHT. CONSIDER THIS TOO:
HER BOOK SALES NOW STAND AT ABOUT 2.8 MILLION COPIES.....SO SHE’S STARTING OUT WITH 2.8 MILLION VOTES...
SHE FILLS 40,000 SEAT VENUES WHEN EVER SHE DEIGNS TO MAKE A SPEECH TO HER ADORING THRONGS......GO YOU MIGHTY SARAH !
Now that you have been set straight I’m giving you an assignment....cut, paste, and print up this post, and memorize these points so you can shove them up the anywhere of the stupes who disparage the next PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES...also keep these points near your phone ready to call in to talk radio shows. THAT WAY you can easily spread the word...it gripes me that conservative talkers never tick these points off to the clowns in their audiences who dump on SARAH.
NOW GET TO WORK!
47 posted on Saturday, February 12, 2011 7:12:54 PM by flat
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