They are actually helping Sarah Palin without realizing it.
But my spirit is bouyed. I am elated. I rejoice. My cup reacheth the point where it fairly runneth over.
I plan to take a camera into the voting booth with me to record the historic moment.
I will gladly pay my share in taxes to have the Secret Service guard "the 'other' one," encamped somewhere on the shores of Lake Michigan, as he sits and accumulates dust. May posterity regard "him" only as a dire warning.