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A 61 year old guy in a grape smuggler? No, thanks.
1 posted on 08/18/2011 4:54:12 AM PDT by Puppage
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To: Puppage
“But come on. There should be a law prohibiting anyone over the age of 50 from wearing a Speedo.”

Hear, hear!
2 posted on 08/18/2011 4:55:52 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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Hopefully, the Speedo was not flesh-colored. Yikes!


3 posted on 08/18/2011 5:05:31 AM PDT by Londo Molari
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If you are an adult of any age and not actively competing in a competitive swim meet you should be arrested for wearing a Speedo.


4 posted on 08/18/2011 5:10:10 AM PDT by Hatteras
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5 posted on 08/18/2011 5:16:18 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Puppage
They have a problem with banana hammocks?

7 posted on 08/18/2011 5:17:19 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
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don’t worry... he has a comfy luxury retirement package waiting for him

(and no that wasn’t a pun)


11 posted on 08/18/2011 5:46:24 AM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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I look FANTASTIC in a speedo!!!!!!

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...........................................................................................ain't the interenet wonderful...

12 posted on 08/18/2011 5:47:53 AM PDT by Tex-Con-Man
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“boxer, briefs or board shorts”.. “According to city regulations, lifeguards are required only to don a bathing suit for the test”

This typifies news stories anymore. Headline says one thing (”old man forced to wear speedo”) story says the opposite.

But hey, they got you to read it. Right?

And chances are the morning drive time radio shows may pick it up too for some exagerated guffaws.


14 posted on 08/18/2011 5:58:35 AM PDT by Pessimist
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To: Puppage
How about “expanding” that to anyone more than 10 Lbs over normal height/weight ratios wearing spandex in public (been to your local Walmart lately?) on any part of their body (OK - maybe their face).
18 posted on 08/18/2011 6:17:51 AM PDT by Apercu ("Obama is graffiti on the wall of American History")
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TTIUWP.

(Useless as an instrument of terror, anyway.)


19 posted on 08/18/2011 6:23:12 AM PDT by dangus
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It’s not for a fashion show. It’s for speed. In my emergency service people I want speed.


20 posted on 08/18/2011 6:25:57 AM PDT by jimfree (In 2012 Sarah Palin will have more quality executive experience than Barack Obama.)
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To: Puppage

Next - Burger King and McDonald’s employees sue for being forced to wear THEIR uniforms.

Can lawsuits by police and firemen be far behind?


22 posted on 08/18/2011 7:24:11 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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Roy Lester believes neither he nor any other man his age has any business wearing the skimpy swimsuit.

Three cheers for Roy!

Hip hip Hurray!

Hip hip Hurray!

Hip hip Hurray!

24 posted on 08/18/2011 4:24:53 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
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“I wore a Speedo when I was in my 20s,” Lester, who was 58 when he says he was forced out of his lifeguard post in 2007, told the Daily News. “But come on. There should be a law prohibiting anyone over the age of 50 from wearing a Speedo.”

As someone who used to live in Miami, all I can say is, "Preach it Lester!"

25 posted on 08/19/2011 1:11:52 AM PDT by Mila
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