Oh yes they are. /s Good call...
Ready, you lovable little Congresscritters, you?
Okay...here goes:
Stop spending container ships full of money that you don't own on worthless, bullsh!t government programs that we don't want, that we can't afford, and that makes us all slaves to insufferable assholes like you. Instead, let us keep our money and spend it ourselves, as we see fit, as free citizens of a free republic.
I'm sorry, did you guys get that, or do we need to repeat it 14.7 trillion times until you do?