Vampire in boxer shorts. I guess it is the style...
1 posted on
08/17/2011 5:54:06 AM PDT by
topher
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To: topher
“That boy just ain’t right”....Hank Hill
2 posted on
08/17/2011 5:56:41 AM PDT by
Tainan
(Cogito, Ergo Conservitus.)
To: topher
Nice earrings, as$hole.
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3 posted on
08/17/2011 5:56:41 AM PDT by
Mich Patriot
(A government agency is the closest thing to eternal life you'll ever see on Earth. RReagan)
To: topher
A mental case... From the article:
"He was begging us to restrain him because he didn't want to kill us," Galveston Officer Daniel Erickson told the Chronicle. "He said he needed to feed."
4 posted on
08/17/2011 5:56:44 AM PDT by
topher
(Traditional values -- especially family values -- are the values that time has proven them to work)
To: topher
Drugs + obsessive devotion to vampire movies = Trainwreck
5 posted on
08/17/2011 5:58:50 AM PDT by
ScottinVA
(As a party that gives Obama what he wants, what again is the GOP`s 2012 selling point?)
To: topher
Somewhat amusing story, but he’s a dangerous lunatic. Hang him now before he seriously hurts another.
6 posted on
08/17/2011 6:00:13 AM PDT by
Scotsman will be Free
(11C - Indirect fire, infantry - High angle hell - We will bring you, FIRE)
To: topher
Lety me guess the Twilight series...
Stupid books stupid boy
To: topher
After seeing his photo, I wonder if he’s doing steroids.
8 posted on
08/17/2011 6:01:42 AM PDT by
ryderann
To: topher
How rude!
I miss the classy old days when a vampire would dress like he was going to the Ball, and await an invitation before entering through the window. Not to mention neatly fanging a gal in the neck, instead of throttling her first.
These young whippersnappers neckbiters got no style.
11 posted on
08/17/2011 6:05:49 AM PDT by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: topher
Texas Teen 'Vampire' Bites Stranger, Says He 'Needed to Feed' Victim should have pulled out a gun and shot him, then told the police he just wanted to test the theory that only a wooden stake through the heart would kill a vampire.
13 posted on
08/17/2011 6:08:13 AM PDT by
apillar
To: topher
Put a wooden stake through his heart.
14 posted on
08/17/2011 6:09:43 AM PDT by
allmendream
(Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
To: topher
“he needed to feed.” What? No Taco Bells in Texas?
16 posted on
08/17/2011 6:12:05 AM PDT by
Doctor 2Brains
(If the government were Paris Hilton, it could not score a free drink in a bar full of lonely sailors)
To: topher
I think that after subduing his rear end, the police should have had some fun, with one of them holding up a stake-like piece of wood in front of the perp, to give him the jim-jams, then whisper to each other, “Do you think he used this as a burglary tool? Nah. Me neither”, while hitting it on the butt to simulate pounding it into something.
To: topher
A .45 ACP between the eyes would stop his “need to feed, permanently.”
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22 posted on
08/17/2011 6:22:36 AM PDT by
flatfish
To: topher
Only Buffy can save us now ...
23 posted on
08/17/2011 6:23:19 AM PDT by
Scythian
To: topher
If they have a library in Hooterville, Mayberry, Bedford Falls or Grover’s Corners — they have by now a whole bookcase dedicated to vampire fiction.
The guy may well have been a mental case without it, but he also could have been reading the Bible instead, and been improved. It’s been known to happen. Just not with vampire fiction.
To: topher
Try it with THIS girl, moron...
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28 posted on
08/17/2011 6:30:21 AM PDT by
GreenLanternCorps
("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
To: topher
If I looked like this dork I’d want mirrors not to work too.
To: topher
I’d stand in line for a week to
kick this effing idiot in the ass.
To: topher
35 posted on
08/17/2011 6:52:43 AM PDT by
StayoutdaBushesWay
(Every man dies, but not every man really lives.)
To: topher
Nothing that a good caning wouldn’t cure.....
37 posted on
08/17/2011 6:55:04 AM PDT by
NRA1995
(Obama couldn't run a lemonade stand. Let him eat peas!)
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