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Vampire in boxer shorts. I guess it is the style...
1 posted on 08/17/2011 5:54:06 AM PDT by topher
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“That boy just ain’t right”....Hank Hill


2 posted on 08/17/2011 5:56:41 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, Ergo Conservitus.)
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Nice earrings, as$hole.


3 posted on 08/17/2011 5:56:41 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (A government agency is the closest thing to eternal life you'll ever see on Earth. RReagan)
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A mental case... From the article:

"He was begging us to restrain him because he didn't want to kill us," Galveston Officer Daniel Erickson told the Chronicle. "He said he needed to feed."

4 posted on 08/17/2011 5:56:44 AM PDT by topher (Traditional values -- especially family values -- are the values that time has proven them to work)
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Drugs + obsessive devotion to vampire movies = Trainwreck


5 posted on 08/17/2011 5:58:50 AM PDT by ScottinVA (As a party that gives Obama what he wants, what again is the GOP`s 2012 selling point?)
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Somewhat amusing story, but he’s a dangerous lunatic. Hang him now before he seriously hurts another.


6 posted on 08/17/2011 6:00:13 AM PDT by Scotsman will be Free (11C - Indirect fire, infantry - High angle hell - We will bring you, FIRE)
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Lety me guess the Twilight series...

Stupid books stupid boy


7 posted on 08/17/2011 6:00:36 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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After seeing his photo, I wonder if he’s doing steroids.


8 posted on 08/17/2011 6:01:42 AM PDT by ryderann
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How rude!

I miss the classy old days when a vampire would dress like he was going to the Ball, and await an invitation before entering through the window. Not to mention neatly fanging a gal in the neck, instead of throttling her first.

These young whippersnappers neckbiters got no style.
11 posted on 08/17/2011 6:05:49 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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Texas Teen 'Vampire' Bites Stranger, Says He 'Needed to Feed'

Victim should have pulled out a gun and shot him, then told the police he just wanted to test the theory that only a wooden stake through the heart would kill a vampire.

13 posted on 08/17/2011 6:08:13 AM PDT by apillar
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Put a wooden stake through his heart.


14 posted on 08/17/2011 6:09:43 AM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
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“he needed to feed.” What? No Taco Bells in Texas?


16 posted on 08/17/2011 6:12:05 AM PDT by Doctor 2Brains (If the government were Paris Hilton, it could not score a free drink in a bar full of lonely sailors)
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I think that after subduing his rear end, the police should have had some fun, with one of them holding up a stake-like piece of wood in front of the perp, to give him the jim-jams, then whisper to each other, “Do you think he used this as a burglary tool? Nah. Me neither”, while hitting it on the butt to simulate pounding it into something.


20 posted on 08/17/2011 6:17:31 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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A .45 ACP between the eyes would stop his “need to feed, permanently.”

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22 posted on 08/17/2011 6:22:36 AM PDT by flatfish
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Only Buffy can save us now ...
23 posted on 08/17/2011 6:23:19 AM PDT by Scythian
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If they have a library in Hooterville, Mayberry, Bedford Falls or Grover’s Corners — they have by now a whole bookcase dedicated to vampire fiction.

The guy may well have been a mental case without it, but he also could have been reading the Bible instead, and been improved. It’s been known to happen. Just not with vampire fiction.


25 posted on 08/17/2011 6:24:23 AM PDT by Lady Lucky
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Try it with THIS girl, moron...


28 posted on 08/17/2011 6:30:21 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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If I looked like this dork I’d want mirrors not to work too.


31 posted on 08/17/2011 6:32:07 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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I’d stand in line for a week to
kick this effing idiot in the ass.


34 posted on 08/17/2011 6:45:27 AM PDT by CaptainPhilFan
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35 posted on 08/17/2011 6:52:43 AM PDT by StayoutdaBushesWay (Every man dies, but not every man really lives.)
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Nothing that a good caning wouldn’t cure.....


37 posted on 08/17/2011 6:55:04 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Obama couldn't run a lemonade stand. Let him eat peas!)
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