[ClearCase_guy]

Soya won't be sharing a bed with Jake under my roof until she's turned 16 in January.

Whoo-Hoo! You tell 'em Mum!! That's what I call parenting! [/s]

[Scoutmaster]

From the referenced article:

Soya was going to discos in Thornaby, Cleveland, from the age of seven, wearing make-up, mini dresses and revealing tops.

Well, now. That shows good parenting, mom. She out JonBenéted JonBenét.

[Mother says:] When [Soya] was 12 or 13 she went with some pals to an under-18s disco and told me about a contest they had to see who could kiss the most boys. I didn't see any harm in it. After all, it was only kissing.

Unsupervised promiscuity at twelve? Who could argue with that? Or foresee problems down the road?

[The mother] admitted she had let mechanic Jake stay overnight. But she insisted he and Soya, who was on the Pill, had separate bedrooms.

Jake was in a separate bedroom and Soya still became pregnant? Jake is not only well-endowed by his maker, but prehensile?